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i'm bored. my 2 friends stopped being stupid and made up. so that's good. but other than that nothing's happened. how are you?

hey bbycakesss
hows college?

hahaha thanks.... well the thing is he IS an asshole.... with everything he does he is one... and the thing is i can't stop liking him. he's kept me waiting on him for almost five months. FIVE MONTHS!!!! ugh!!
and omg, that's sooooooooooo funny!!!! i haven't met him in person and i can just see him doing that! you seem a lot more calm about this than i'd be tho. i'd be like ok.... random lesbian hitting on me... kinda creeped out. i'm not saying it's BAD that she's a lesbian i would just be creeped out lol.
and yeah, i thought you'd like that :D
oh and not as much anymore, i went to the doctor. he told me to drink a gallon of water a day. you have no idea how much i have to pee now.

wow ...your really smart bout all this....cas yesterday after i put my newest picd up, she just suddenly forgave me after i told her sorry sooo many times, and now she is my friend, your right time is the key..only for me it was a day, but ya that day was the worst day of my life....thank you soo much for understanding...and cas she ish my friend again, im super happy today ^^

the only explanation i can give u as to my reatardness is..*looks around..* ummm *looks up and down* errrrr *opens a door* ehhhh

OHHHHH!! LINDA!!! SHE..I MEAN HE MADE ME BE STUPID..HE IS VERY SOWWY..(pssst im sry!)

here take this broom *bends over*
looks like ur gonna have to practice ur skills on ur partner in crime...
go broom theft auto on my azz....*closes eyes and wimpers*

Well, your back we must make up for the times you were gone -licks lips in a asexual way- ;) HI JESS! -waves-
Le gasp <-- AHA! a tint of french? Wooo,-french acent- sexy Sexy Jess!
-wink-

O_O I ALMOST WROTE WANK!
Ahahahahaa, ... talking dirty comes to me naturally, LMAO!
OH deffinetly, the nights are the best, ;)

Yep, fucking sunflowers! .. Erm, why would you give me the image of him in his boxers Haha -maths teacher on heart shaped bed with sunflower tie RAWR! -growls- .... LMAO- I hope this underwear thing won't lead to us thinking abot that old man in the leopard print thing again? o.O maybe Mr farrar IS the old man i a thong! :O save me AKP, save me from the old man/mr farrar from his "sunflowers" ... LMAO!
=[ poor bunies, im gonna draw him a bunny now, ;) a playboy bunny, -shivers- ew mr farrar with a playboy magazine, UGH! DOES NOT HELP THAT I HAVE MATHS TOMMOROW! =[ ...

Haa yeah you could say he loks like a tit, but mainly he just is a tit, and has weird creepy saggy man boobs! MOOBS! .. o_O he was being a prick aagin yesterday! .. and i have a leson with hi tommorow! AGH!


OOoh, i have sports first lesson tommorow too, before David Tits, =;[ bad day tommorow, ahahaah! .. but yah i have gym so i wont be with miss lesbian kiddy fiddler, yes Jess your insults are the most amazing ever! BUNNY! HAhaah , you love the bunies today dont you? or rather not? ..
Awh Jessie baby i feel so loved! .. SUPRISE! -rapes Jess- ;)

right completely off topic now but I just heard on the tv on a soap .. he as four dicks, small! .. wtf?

Haha gossip club! LMAO! .. yeah just let's likehuddle up and gossip! xD
well I prefer to drink a lot at gigs, so yeah ;) a drunken me .... - sexual fantasies- LMAO!
Haha well I try, the filthy hobo's aint alowed my Jess, she be too sexy!
=D


Deffinetly I know, Haha .. but IF is the keyword. they havnt released their tour yet no?
LOL, I shall do good, and I shall like wear a mask with Jes son it and ask like a scyzo? HA no that's creepy! .. ROUGH SEX!



how could I NOT love Kill Hannah? Hahah aaah well, you re the bestest! so you deserve all ym praise! .. -applauds Jess' awesomeness-

Noo, after seeing Meet the Spartans it kind of put me off spoof movies, is it good though? Haha.

Yeah I'm still doing PR, today I went to register.. But what I don't know is how the fuck am I gonna get the lessons I miss!! I don't fucking know anyone there!! Ugh, it fucking sucks! But at least my folks said that I should focus on Trans.. And I shouldn't stress myself like last year (when we were actually studying).. So I guess, it's fine by me.. For now..
And I'm still waiting for someone to buy this one so I can get a new Gee..
And about funny guy, I just pretended that I never got the message and if he ever talks to me I'll just tell him that we're together and you're the jealous type and I can't talk to other guys.. That will work.. Or maybe not considering how unaturally pervy he is, he'll probably try to convince us to have a threesome.. EW.. Bad mental images.. Hairy mental images.. I think I'm having a stroke..

Of course nothing's gonna ruin our friendship, I mean we fucking live like what? 5 min or 10 min apart.. Yeah, I did notice that too, we had a lot of plans for this year but apparently, they all went down the drain.. Just our luck.. We're jinxed or cursed or something,'cause everything seems to go in the wrong way!

I really fucking missed you *cries*.. Like a fucking LOT *cries some more*.. I love you!!

lols..... miss u hun a lot! well hw is everythin... and sure last time i had fun !:P did u have fun :P:P im sure u did i love u :P mwa tc and ttyl

es okay. i gots to study too and it sucks. wow i gots fuckin bad grammar but WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok. too many exclamation marks.

STARTING NEW CONVO!
gonna be anythin for halloween?

Okay, first of all:
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm sorry for not writing in a - very - long time!
Second: School's a bitch.
Third: I'm sorry, [i]and[/i] school's a bitch.
Fourth: You're-pretty-please-forgive-me? *puppy eyes*
Oh, you know you can't resist them!

Gosh, I hate being short! Everyone just laughs at you, mocks you and steals your crutch =(
I have evil friends...

So! Well, yes. I had my first boyfriend at the tender age of nine. My older sister was dating his older brother (they were both at the mature and respectable age of 11), and he was a jackass. However, he was a cute jackass back then, so I can't really be blamed.
And harrassing is my speciality! I was born with a talent, and I do feel inclined to use it to my advantage. Whenever I can.
Oh, I am so evil! ^^

Yes, he's engaged. My sister, by the way, broke up with her fiancé a while ago. She's now "living life", so to speak.
But the boy has pretty eyes. He's colourblind. Have I mentioned that before?

Ah, yes. The construction of sex equipment, and my mother. I think I shall protect your sensitive mind from such information. However, I will trade the story of how I came to know my mother as a perveted old lady (such as myself), for your lettuce story. Do we have a deal? ;P

Aw, honey! You should know by now that I have no dignity! It all evaporated around the tender age of... birth. O_o I like saying "the tender age of". It sounds funny ^^
And the nerd's actually not such a pain anymore... It's like he sensed I was about to ship him off to you, and he completely changed! Maybe he has a sixth sense? O_O He sees creepy people.

You're not american? Woah, you got me fooled! Where're you from? (I'm sure you've told me sometime before, but my memory's like... a memory with a lot of holes in it. =S)
What's your native tongue, then? English, French or SomethingI'veNeverHeardBefore?

OOOHHHH! Shiny rock! *mind explodes of over-exposure to shiny, pretty things*

My cinnamon buns! They're all burnt, too, so everyone'll know they're mine ^^
Wanna have one? ;P
I'm so much better at baking bread...

LOVE!

welll.......no , i broke up with her and she told me she took it ok and she wasn't sad or anything.,,...but yesterday i found out that she wont stop crying and that my bff ricci don't like me as much ,,...criss hates me, i told her i wana still b friends and she basically said no, it just happend last night and i was like the most depressed i have ever been before in my life...the comments are still on my page, so no things are not so well ='(, but my friend ricci, told her to be mature bout it and at least attempt to be friends with me, so criss said that she will try but she wont be happy about it, and that made me feel at least a little better

actually he's the biggest asshole i've ever met lol but he's still special to me
and oh wow that is a lot to ask from you!! no wonder your tired... and hey it's ok to complain i've probably complained your ear off on here lol
and apparently college life is amazing (according to my bffs sister) so don't worry, things should hopefully look up.
hey look at logan's comment above your last one (or below... hmmmm lol). it's like the sweetest thing ever.

I read your message hun, and don't worry I didn't panic. You know they (by they it means my parents) still want me to do PR, I'm kinda worried that I won't be able to keep with everything..*sigh* Anyways, of course we'll still see each other, you know it's not the ends of the world, and you know what? I'm getting a new car as soon as I sell this one (let's hope it's really soon).
And for the normal people, there's two sets of them, "the hot normal people" (I haven't talked to) an the "not so hot normal people" (which is actually one guy, but he sounds cool, he knows where all the parties are, so we can use this kind of connection later on).. Oh and funny guy sent me a message on my phone that said he wants to know when I have free time 'cause he wants to see me, I swear to god that this boy isn't fucking normal, but I haven't replied.
By the way why the fuck your MSN won't open? Damn that stupid thing to hell!!
I love you babe and I miss you a lot..*hugs* *kisses* (with tongues) ;D ..

*^*



I'm telling logan *^*

oh i go to my old schools sixth form college
why?

hey jessica...anything new happening with you or logan??

hey Bunny , why being so Cryptic ?!
sorry just had to get it out of my system :P
and now that I did , ..... let's see I have to tell you something....it's a secret....
I'm pregnant O.O
ok maybe not , actually I just wanted to get your attention and now that I did and that I probably lost it , O.o I'll just dance around ..... :D:D
I missed you ! and I'll go tell you that right now , hey noney !!!
I missed you !!!
you : wtf ever ! I live right here you stupid pimp , stop leaving me comments ! it's stupid !
me : yes O..O so's your face !
you : I dare you to say that again when I get over there,
me : mom !!!!!!!!!
and now , after I finished having a conversation with .... well with my self I'll just go wander around mibba peeking at people's profiles :D:D
love you babe !! :)

hey hun ya i have like a lot to say .... but surely my dad didnt cut his fingers but i think smthin wrong happened to him btw i havea lot to tell u but now im busy ....... and busy means im havin fun so... ttyl hun have fun u 2 ...

not alot just goin to school. oh btw, i might not reply to comments as much cause my mom isn't lettin me get on the comp during the week. it's shit.

BORING LIFE! SHIT!

Eh, yeah sort of similar haha everything is moving so fast- well my days are anyway.