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Greetings, miss melf.

I'm finally happy at the world again. I'm still trying to create muhself, but I'm not quite ad lost as before. And I'm back! :D

Greetings to you also, miss melf :)

Don't worry about it, I've been pretty busy myself seeing as I have secured myself a summer job in a lovely little country pub... the only downside is I have to cycle two miles up a really nasty hill.
Ahh, I bet they thought you were cool :)
It is terribly old, yes, but it is written down somewhere... in code.
Miss Kitty and I are both well, she took a bit of a tumble last week - she thought it would be fun to climb up my curtains and then when she got to the top she fell off! Luckily she is okay but I shall be keeping her away from curtains from now on!
What about with you?
x♥x Rhia :) x

I can help you change your profile layout if you want.

Psh, everybody wants to be my friend.
Jerk!! =P

Please check out my new story 'I will possess your heart' and the others on my profile :)

Aloha, miss melf!

It's not sunny over here anymore :( the last few days here have been miserable. But hey, at least I can not get sunburnt anymore - I wouldve ended up lobstered if it'd lasted much longer!
Ahh... a hotel with a shower! Sounds like bliss after that jail cell!
I'm so glad you understand the importance of the secret detergent recipe. I believe it was invented by the great-great-great-grandmother of my great-great-great-great-grandmother, so it's very old.
much lovings, Rhia xx

I'm comin', melf!

You sound like you're more lost than the cast from Lost. Wait, that didn't really makes sense.

Guten Tag, miss melf!

Oh no! I hope you manage to break out soon, I think Kitty tried to tell me about that but I had difficulty understanding - she hasn't quite managed French yet. :(
It is pretty awesome detergent - it's a VERY old family recipe - but not the edible kind, it's actually quite poisonous. I'd give you the recipe, but then I'd have to kill you. :)
It's really sunny here - well it did rain over the weekend, but that's to be expected I guess, it was my day off! :L Try not to get sunburnt down in ye Mexico! love Rhia (: xx

Haha. Thanks. If you want me to send you URL for it, just ask.

*le gasp!* I shall come to your rescue and make sure you do not get lost!

Drums are epic! :D

I shall meet you there. lol.

Hola melf! I'm glad you and Kitty are having such a good time down in el Mexico! You may have guessed you have to limit Kitty's taco intake, she does tend to get a little squiffy after too many. I guess I should've warned you about her slight listening problem - as in she doesn't - but it slipped my mind a little there! The home land is sunny, which makes a change, but I still can't be bothered to change out of my pyjama trousers. Don't worry about the hot sauce, I'm sure it'll wash out. I'll use some of my favourite detergent - 'Ye Olde Stain Remover Magicke'! It works like magick! I loved the picture on the postcard! Olay! to you also! Adios!

Yay! Multi-lingual hellos!

I'll send Kitty over asap :) She can't wait! :P

I can play the recorder, chords on a keyboard, and I'm currently learning to play a saxaphone.
We should go bungee jumping with each other sometimes. :D
Do you play anything?

lol, I can say hello in about 5 different languages, including English :)

Hmmm.... I don't know :P We could debate over appropriate dates forever but I still quite like the idea of Friday 13th being National (or International) Hug Day :L

Kitty says she'd like to come see you and have some tacos :P

Yeah. But I won't go full-on Jackass. I'd be dead if I did that. I'd just sky dive, bongey jump, and join a rock band. X^)

I'm gonna have to get hip replacements, too. I'm gonna go Jackass when I get old.

It's like a law for old people not to be bad-ass. And that is pretty BS.

That is a small upside. I don't know very many old people who are bad-ass. Most of them are just tired and O.L.D.

That was sad. )X Why did the awesome (and cute) have to die young?! George is my favorite and he is pretty adorable. CX

:D We definitely do. The more the better, I think :)
I'm going to keep looking, I'm sure eventually I will find the right place :P
Kitty says hi :) Well actually she says 'hola!' but I figured 'hi' would do :P