Kimberly'sCalamity / Comments

Kimberly!!! Did you disappear? Message me when you come back... if you ever do... I've not been on in ages, but I was looking through old messages. We haven't talked in so long :( x

wow.

I've been gone for a while haven't I?
what have I been missing?

^____^

heya!

:D


how are you?

hey can you watch this for me?



I made it and well just let me know what you think.


:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyQI6wfUWaE

Mhm, I know you got mad that I took my webcam site down...you're not the first to be jealous lol

Okay, you can use the disguise, but it'll cost ya....two chickens lol

Kidnap? I would volunteer just to see how crazy you are in person lol

Well then consider yourself lucky because not too many people get discounts..
And what I do with myself is none of your concern, unless you'd like to make it :]

I'm telling you what Kimberly, I'm a genius in a disguise xp

Well that's because my "half" is worth more than yours, so I see that it's pretty even :]

It’s meant to be more on the kinky side ;]

Well damn, I guess I already have a few customers ;p
And if someone’s lucky, then they can get more than a strip :]

It’s okay, I have to type in another blank document and switch back and forth, becuz I can’t remember what I said in the earlier comment lol

I like the way you feeling ;]

Well unless you wanna meet halfway, and that would end up near West Virginia, which is still pretty friggin’ far…
But I promise it would be worth it :]

Mmm, I like a little abuse lol

I must say I’m more of an emotional guy but I still have my manliness xp
Nah if I decide to go whoring, it’ll be like a stripper kinda deal lol
So you get to see but no touchy lol

And exactly what offer was that?

So ya feel meh?

Too bad you won’t be able to find out xp

That’s what I’m saying, except I don’t hit girls. :]
And yea, Bruce Lee was and still is considered the best in the world…

Yea I’m glad I realize that now :]
Plus, girls just wanna have fun xp
And yea, why please one, when you can please all :]

I think it’s better if I kept things to myself, thank you :]

But I don’t wanna be handsome, I wanna be sexii xp
It’s so much more fun :]

What I’m trying to say is others aren’t as good with their morals :]
And I do, becuz when I let myself go, it’s way too crazy xp

Hells yea, becuz if I could be a Jack Sparrow or a Bruce Lee, I’d pick Jack Sparrow xp

Yea, and I’m just looking to have fun for right now and not worry bout relationships :]
I realize I try too hard to be a boyfriend.

Alright, alright, I feel ya…

Nah, I’m not a kiss ass; more like a gentleman :]
Yea but there’s a difference when it comes to being handsome, and to be being drop dead beautiful ;]

Of course except for me, but that’s only because I have self-control xp

Me and Jack had a good time on the beach drinking rum and became good friends xp

Yea, but I must say temptation really does want to take over so many times, epecially because I’m single and all…it sux!

I remember this one time a priest told me that Jesus was everywhere and so I used to think the same thing when I used the bathroom, but I still didn’t care lol

Nahh, you got beauty, that’s always a good one :]

But yea I know, it’s a perfect plan xp
Girls do the same thing too, guys are all the time controlled when it comes to girls, except for me of course lol

Well you can have your Italians, I got Captain Jack Sparrow, DAUGHTER xp
So I got something lol

Yea and now it’s been longer than a year since I’ve had sex, tell me something ain’t right in that picture.
All kidding aside, keep it for someone special to you, it might end up for the best in the end :]
Jesus IS you, he’s me too.
Jesus is everywhere, there is no escaping Mr. Jesus.

Well then you’re not allowed to have superhuman strength xp

Ohh yes, that’s why all my enemies that became my allies are girls ;]

Mafia and got shit on my Latin Kings xp
So it won’t be all that easy…

I was drunk, leave me alone lol
But yea keep it while you can, it looks better on a girl in my opinion…
And he only loves you halfway…sorry x]

Even with your superhuman strength you can’t beat me with my power to control time xp
So that’s not gonna work.

If they cut off my winkie, they gotta cut off yours as well.
Then I would be laughing too lol

If only you were anywhere near here then you could. But unfortunately that’s not happening anytime soon for you xp

Nah, I lost mine at like 13…
R u a virgin?

Who’s the evil genius now? I should’ve known you would kill me - _ -
You have learned well x]

Why, you’re so right, I shall blind them and then hang them with it, perfect combat style.
As long as none of them have knives O_O

Well then apparently Kimberly isn't all that knowing....

I agree. If you're gonna have sex, then it needs to be dirty enough, rough enough, and good enough, for 2 people only :]

But yes, superheroes we are xp
And we shall blackmail people with big ones so the world doesn't find out. That way we will become rich :]

I gotta blind my enemies some how :]

If only you knew child….

Dear God NO, I’m talking bout me and two other girls lol

Yup, we have just solved the physics of why black people are so good at running lmao
But damn if yu have to wrap it twice then I feel sorry for the dude or chick that’s getting that! x]

Ohh so delicious right lol
And yea I’ll go to the bathroom and learn how to pee in three urinals all at once lol

yay!:D


I'm back but I have a fever. .-___-

hey, how are you?. . .


/.o



i missed you. . .





*huggles*





leave me a comment ayt?. . .

Uhh, last time I checked I last A LOT longer than 20 seconds…


I agree, being a little kinky is just the right way to be ;]
Although I am not bi I still haven’t tried a threesome….
And I have thought about it but just never did have it at my house or anything.

Is that why you run so fast, becuz it keeps rubbing on your leg the quicker you go…
Maybe that’s why black guys can run fast lol x]
Now I’m not like but I’m still blessed :];]

I am not sure, I just don’t wanna be pissing though three holes lol
And the other one will heal faster…

Well I agree very much, our weiners shall untie x]

And you know for a fact that you are very attractive as well, and very gorgeous too ;]