Jesus_Of_Port_Toilet / Comments

hahaha thank you for the story comment
: D
Gah me if you like, I shall try and update but i have the stupidest headache ever

:(

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hahahaha yeah.
yearbook pictures tomorrow. Joy of joys.

I was talking to one of the "popular" girls today and she was actually alright, me and her were discussing the hotness of sean smith until she read the interview i made up with him for my magazine, when she read one about ian watkins she goes
"oh no, is he a homosexual?"
Me: he has a girlfriend:
her: then why...
Jess: Welcome to the magical world of bisexuality

haha :]
how was your day?
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O.O WOA!!!! LONG COMMENT!

wow....ur life completly puts mine to shame. U like actually do stuff. I haven't seen my dearest friends in like....a month. Which is bad....cause we have a gig in like three weeks and haven't practiced together in liike forever. =/ O well....

Omg I FINALLY finished cleaning my roomm. It took me for fucking ever to finish. I found an old notebook with some storries in it. I was cringing at the thought of how bad that shit was. I sat in awe for like forty five minutes, reading complete shit. *sigh*

And YESS YOU NEED TO UPDATE!!!! I WANNA READ UR FUCKING STORIES! but of course....no pressure to finish or whatever. I really need to post new stuff too....but good god i'm lazy. Maybe when i'm done with this ridiculously long message,.....i'll go write something....

But right now i have a goal to make such a long comment that ur eyes will pop out of ur head with surprise....and roll around on ur desk. Then u'll be running around, eyeball-less and bumping into things looking for ur eyeballs, which will have hidden themself in ur toilet bowl. Eventually you will give up in defeat...but the next time you go to the bathroom.....goodbye eyeballs.

Then they will go on a deep sea adventure and eventually be eaten by clams. So yea, kiss ur eyes goodbye.....well dont actually kiss them while theyre in your head...that could pose problems.....actually, just say goodbye to them instead.

Anywhoooreee...i think this is enough rambling. I'm gonna go write some shit!@!!!! WOOT WOOT!

xoxoxojen.

ps...next time i'm with a group of nuddists, i'm gonna find a catholic....wait no....a nun. I have a new goal in life. thanks. ily <33

oh jeez
sounds stressful
i dread ot think what ours'll be like
but im one of the tallest so i get shoved at the back. which i dont mind because you dont see me but the people i'm put next to our the "popular" ones.
¬.¬
its like "KILL ME WITH A SPOON!"

hahahaha
my weekeends been pretty uneventful really
and
YAY THANK YOU FOR THE STORY COMMENT!
: D

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lol an umbrella. =D ur insane. and i love it. my weekend's beeen good. well not really.....now that i think of it...its kidna shit. I spent all of Saturday cleaning my room (which usually requires a crew) and today i have homework comming out of my ass, which i'm sure is not healty. Papercuts. *cringes* But anywhore......wut about you? Anything interseting in wales? and btw...i love the pictures of you....like all of them. ur gorgeous. *in a totaly non....lez kinda way if u get what i'm saying* ACK! i'm rambling.

hahahaha. They're not normally that fun hahaha.
and we have school photos next tuesday. and they're all being put in the yearbook, we never normally have one but it's our last year of compulsery school EVER!

hahahaha, sorry, funny part on Ugly betty.
And damnit i cant remember what else you said
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thank you soooo much for the comments on my stories. You ALWAYS manage to make me smile, no matter what. I was having one of the shittiest days and was ready to jump off a building or something. After reading that....now i'm smiling. Thanks so much for all the love and support you've shone me through out this past year. You're an amazing person. xoxojen

hahaha *tuts*

Well yesterday we went on a physics trip. I had to get up before 6am to get ready and travel two hours down there and it was the most BORING thing EVER!
E.V.E.R!
The only good thing about it was matt putting viagra in morris's jam tart and not telling him!
and today we had double science (bio and phys) and double ICT (core and dida) with some P.E
yeeeeeeeah not the best (i love ict though so...)
and my friend was upset as well, so i was trying to cheer her up.
haha and 10p is extremely important!
You can buy....uhh....well if you save a hundred of them you can buy an album!
: D
i think thats right
im too tired to do maths
haha
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Thanks for your story comment. <3

ahahaha

i really don't mind, :]

And my monday sucked.
hahahaha
how was your monday?
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Gah i hate maths.
It should be banned, all maths teachers or trainee maths teachers should be killed haha.

And i think after i've commented everyone back, i'm gunna try and update BT :]

And you seriously wanna be in my family?
how FUN!
Whatcha wanna be?
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And yes! family reuinions are destined to be held at concerts and festivals haha
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ahaha and to your profile comment
lets burn my maths teacher too.
Me: I dont get it
Him: You wouldn't, you're not smart enough.
Me:...oh.

Me: Can i go to the toilet?
Him: Yes, you can go to the toilet
Me: *gets up*
Him: But the question you want to be asking is "Am i allowed to go to the toilet," and im not sure you are.
Me: *sits down*

>_<
I hate him!
haha

and yay for burning PW and TD
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One. I just read your journal comment
Two. You read Beautiful Tragedy? :D
Three. You really wanna be in my family?
Four.
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"Gah. I hate Matt. He smells."

lmao! Well, if it offends you that much...I'll make sure he's wearing deoderant in the next chapter!! :P

xx

ahaaha
i'll save you if you save me back
i have maths!
>_<
and YEAH!
lets kidnap everyone!
: D
except pete wentz
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wow.
it is now my life ambition to see Lee Evans, i like laughing
:D

And, i know! It was only 5p in my dream
I'd steal Syn and Johnny
and maybe Shadows if there was enough room in my ...kidnapping bag :P
xxx

chaaa

haha

I am talking to my friend AnJIE, you know, my co write for DL :)

so

I dont know when i'll get back to updating....

xDDDD

Thats awesome, i only seen 2 seconds of that show -.0

LMAO

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I feel so loved!! -hugs back- ♥

im fine............I FINALLY HAVE COMP SPEAKERS!!! YYYYYAYYYYYY!!

LAWL

and you?

:DDDDDDDDD