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I can't snap my fingers for shit, man.
I mean everytime I do it's like I end up breaking them apart
and I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
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OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
PHISH FOOD
BITCH

WE WEAR SHORT-SHORTS
FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER

"Your mother is a beepbeepbeepbeep-ing beepbeep lorinipsum beep beep beep agminunvenium beep beep beep beep trrrrgula beep beep beepbeep beep hippopotamus ... republican beep beep beep beep Danial Radcliff beep beep beep beep with a bucket of... in a castle far far away where no one can hear you beep beep beep beep Soup beeep beeep beep beep beep with a bucket of beep mickey mouse beep beep with a stick of dynamite beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep magical beep beep ALAKAZAM!"

Now my attempts at humor are really getting lame here...
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VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE.

I want a girl who's thick.
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Yeah, that sounds really gross.
YOU LIKE MY EYES
YOU LIKE MY THIGHS
YOU LIKE MY HEFTINESS
YOU LIKE MY ZESTINESS.

I want go-go boots like Nancy Sinatra
So I can pole dance like a mother in her forties
to a husband with a handlebar mustache who read science fiction novels all his life.
ED ED ED

I BELIEVE IN HARVEY DENT.

I'm on r now.
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Mayvah Sandvah.
Should give you some laughs.
I was three.
I was cute.
My head was huge.
SO THERE.

Paulie Bleeker is totally boss.
He is the cheese to my macaroni.
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I want cheese to my macaroni.
Better yet
I want alfredo to my penne.
Yeah that was a bad joke.
Soz.

I just lacked capitalization there.
Oh well Spongebob LAZYPANTS.

'cause he gets up in the morning,
and he goes to work at nine.
and he comes back home at five-thirty,
get's the same train every time.
cause his world is built round punctuality,
it never fails.

and he's oh, so good
and he's oh, so fine,
and he's oh so healthy
in his body and his mind.

SOO RACISTTT RIGHT THEREEEE
OMFG
MARIAH!
HOW DARE YOU?

I just realized I can't talk gangster for shit.
I mean, it may have something to do with the fact that I'm white
but Sam can speak gangster-ese perfectly fine.
She wears boxers.
And a beanie.
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I think she's secretly black.

I gained two pounds and it's ALL YOUR FAULT
NEXT TIME I BE GETTING AN ABORTION
I SWEAR

So I have another secret.
It a secret love of Hawaiian bread.
It's sweet, but it's savory
and I can taste the msg.
Ahhhh, msgggg
So good.

... Morgan loves my oozing.

Dude, I make some BADASS sammiches.
Just warning ya.
They're super good
with goodness
oozing out.
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I OOZE SUBMISSION.

I remember I was reading this one story,
and it came to this sex scene,
and like before this guy jizzed,
the author thought it was necessary to write "KA POW!"
Because, ya know, I totally think "KA POW" everytime I orgasm.

Ok, that one was i...
so this one is j...
I hate the letter j.
It's like i with a boner.

OH DUDE THE SQUIRRELS
OH OK
I was cornered today!
By a gang of them!
Two!
One tricked me by doing some bizzaro adorable circus trick
and then the other one LATCHED ONTO MY HEAD
IT GAVE ME "REDDENING OF THE SCALP"
!!!!
FTW INORITE?