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i miss creaming myself everytime i see yurs HEHE
i'm okay coughbeendrinkingcough PORNFRUITSALADSWISSCHEESE
.... :)
how r yu sexxxy?

HOLY SHIZ.
i miss yu my dear sexy friend :]

hmm......
i'm sure i can fit you in somewhere...

:D

http://s472.photobucket.com/albums/rr84/tossmycausticsalad/Thomas%20Jordan%20Sykes/?action=view¤t=3246393608_2ac794de23_b.jpg

there ya go:)

ahaha, thanks man:)

and i wish i could post it right now!!
i'm working on a chapter for my tom one right now, but i promise, next in line is [i]Sonata[/i] :D

POSTED JESUS ON THE DASHBOARD!!!!!!!

nevermind i see it lol

did you send me a comment?
because it said that i had a new one, but i checked and i didn't see them.
if you did just resend it lol

ew fool, sushi just [b]looks[/b] fucking gross.
i don't even wanna go there.
and yeah, you're right; they don't have gills.

so let me rephrase that:
[i]I HATE EVERYTHING THAT LIVES IN THE WATER.[/i]

so now you're using your dick against me?!
you play dirty ([i]no pun intended??[/i])
i don't know if that's in the right context haha.

aw dude, i won't be updating [i]Sonata[/i] until i post the first chapter of my brand new Oli story: [i]Jesus On the Dashboard[/i].

i swear, you'll love it just as much:)

yeah, because we have the same mind lol.
or....

since we do have the same mind, i'll [i]know[/i] that you're planning to stab me, so then i'll pull out my pistol and shoot you.
[b]AH HA!!!![/b]
put that in your juice box and [b][i]suck it.[/i][/b]

actually dude, i don't even like seafood.
i've never tried shrimp, but i don't want to because it sounds disgusting.
so does everything else lol.
i guess i don't like eating things with gills haha.

[b]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!![/b]
that's like, the best dream [i]ever[/i].

i had a dream about him a couple months ago where i adored him like i do now, and i was at the mall, and for some reason, he was supposed to be picking me up to take me to school.
?????
even though, like said, i was a fan like in reality.

then it like fast-forwarded to me and him in his car, and the first thing i asked him was "[i]So, how does it feel like to drive on the wrong side of the road?[/i]" and then he just busted out laughing and choked "[i][b]what?[/b][/i]" and i just shrugged my shoulders and got all defensive like "[i]well hey, i was just wondering!![/i]" but i said it in a joking way.

then we were driving for a couple minutes in silence before he shot back with "[i]is there anything else you'd like to know?[/i]"

"[i]how are fish and chips?[/i]"

since, you know, he lives in england.
it was really weird lmao.


and [i]bitch[/i], i'd get my knife out first and stab you before you would even know it was coming lmao. totally [i]obsessed[/i] with that mofo to the point where i'd engage in a duel.

I'm glad you liked it! Haha a lot of people have switched to Reise's corner of the ring. :)

i'd totally win that staring contest though; i'd do anything to win tom over!!!!!
haha....fuck hot chicks...we [i]do[/i] think alike lol

haha, wouldn't it just be so bizarre if some naked chick with a boner walked up to you and asked if she could bang you because you were really hot?
my god...it's weird seeing it from [i]that[/i] perspective...

haha, dude no way!!!!!!
i was seriously contemplating saying that, but i thought that you would think that i was weird lmao
you and i, my friend, have very similar minds :D

and duuuuuuuuuuude, i'd fuck hot chicks too!! :)
i personally have no shame saying some chicks are hot lol.
i'd just be screwing boys and only really pretty girls lmao

the things i would do if i had a dick for a day would be:
1) jack off
2) walk around naked in my house
3) walk around naked in public
4) have a boner the whole time
5) pee in public
6) butt fuck somebody

7) jack off to hot band boys with sexy feet.

[b]HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b]

and that made me lol man.
for real.

oh, well i can't guarantee what my dick would be capable of.
if it wants to [i]explode[/i], then by god, [b][i]it will.[/i][/b]

haha, and i was talking to my friend the other day, and our conversation got lead to the question: "[i]what would you do if you had a dick for a day?[/i]"

now i can change my answer to "[i]If i had a dick for the day, i would jack off to tom sykes' feet.[/i]"

LMAO!!!!!

dude, you don't have to censor bizarre behavior for me.
i also happen to think that his feet can potentially cause me to jizz in my pants.

now [b]THAT'S[/b] weird.

we're on the same boat, my friend.

[b]AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THE FEET!!!!!!!!![/b]

i totally forgot about that one :D
i'm serious man, it's no wonder a lot of people have foot fetishes; [i]those are some [b]fine ass feet!!![/b][/i]

oh trust me...[i]i know.[/i]

doesn't that site make you fall in love with him all over again?

ah dude, i love that eye pic!!!
i remember seeing it before :D
and the one with the girl hiding is amazing also.

oh my god dude, i thought the same thing about the feet!!!!!
i love that pic soley for that reason.
i have a thing for guy's...wrists?
or like, when you can tell that they work out because you can see the veins on their arms. so trust me...you're not weird lol.

if you wanna see more awesome pics, i suggest going here:

http://fuckyeahtomsykes.tumblr.com/

i think it's a gold mine.