ghostpartayy! / Comments

at least you aren't too lazy to DO the calculation. ha.
i've been sitting here headbanging to the new trivium song for like, three straight hours.
i did two chores and ate half a box of forsted flakes. and i did this.
and i married you.

and that's all. ha.

ha. i live in the smallest town in the world.
ever.

ha. yay! so that makes two of us.
this cult is well on its way to taking over the world.
rotflmao.

YAY!!!! :D

ha. no, i'm fine.
i told my aunt and she was like "well suck it up, 'cause you're going back down there to vacuum later." blah.

woot! you joined the cult! i'm so happy :D

I can help you with that!
Here,just put a little bit about the plot,mention the main characters,include a little tease,and BAM! You've got a summary! it doesnt have to be long either,you can mae it as short as you'd like!

no way. if cat woman tried to attack us, i'd punch her in the balls.
nobody tries to hit my wife (:

but lawlz. i totally just fell down the stairs to get to my kitchen. then i fell down the stairs to the basement when i went to go get my shirt out of the dryer.

o.O

O.O YOU TEASE!!!!! GAHHH!!! NO FAIR!!!! -_-
now im dyeing until its posted.

blah. no thanks.
oooh! or we could invite her and then tell the bouncers not to let her in.
i'm evil *shifty glace* :D

Hahaha,they start so young :D

YES ISAW THAT!AHHHH! I CANT WAIT TO READ!!!
We need some more batman/Christian Bale fiction up in the planet we call Mibba.
Christian bale is meh babydaddy!

hm. you wish, baby. he's mine!
no, i'm just kidding. we can negotiate joint custody.
but only if i get alfred every wednesday and saturday! haha.

AWW! Hahaha they have a crush on you!
They have lots of wuv for the purty babysitter!
Lmfao!
YOURE GONNA POST A BATMAN STORY IN 2DAYS!!!!!

ha. well, actually, you can have him.
i'll just kidnap christian bale and keep him as my manslave.
rotfl.

Hahahahahaha they go as far as killing!?

Im never babysitting.
my neice just eats,sleeps,and shits all day -_-
kind of like my uncle luis.Bahahahahahaha

woot. how great would it be if we got the REAL guy that plays alfred?
ha.
but then i'd totally leave you at the alter and skip town with him.
sorry, babe ;)

You're welcome! Babysitting sleeping kids is the best job ever. No need to run around,no need to feed,just giving them a blankey. Hahaha

Aww! Take a deep breath and relaaaax! Don't worry about it,youll get to do the things you want AND get ready for school. just devide the time! Hhahaha

YAYYYYY! journal reading,is FUN.

dude! TOTALLY.
hahaha. and instead of an elvis impersonator, our priest has to dress up like alfred (:

we should have a batman themed wedding :D

:[[ boo-schoool.
Im reading my own journal post,cause no one is helping meh!Hahaha I'm pretty much bored.

Hahahahayou are loved!You are loved!
So hows it goin? XD