Palahniuk / Comments

What is today your b-day too?
If it is, that's so awesome!
How old are you today then?

I have never met someone who shared my b-day so it's kind of a big deal.

I wish I did.
Oh swimming? Lucky, yet ouch! five hours?
You must be crazy about art.
eh yeah it's a good day for me.

I know! whoever said eyeliner dripping down your face was cool needs a corck in their head!
I wish i could even do that....im a good double dutcher.....if that counts.
im good at walking.

ugh at my old school that was code for "while your in a state of dress that could and will embarrass you, come to my office for a chat."
worse was that one male substitute thought it was peachy keen to walk into the girls room saying "the boy's room stinks, i'll hang out here."

i've had mean ones.
they never understood i have no athletic ability whatsoever.
and they would always try to talk to me while I was dressing at my old school.
luckily at my new school they dont make us dress and she's okay i guess.

oh my god. after learning about proper placement of make up, it makes me wanna go out there and give people lots of make overs...

And brows are supposed to be sisters, not twins.
they can look different.
and never literally DRAW them on.
old ladies,.....oh man.

you dont know how many times i wanted to wipe off the too dark or too light foundation and dripping eyeliner off someone and scream "You're not doing it right!"


i hope my life doesnt suck cause i dont wanna be a gym teacher.

Yep, I guess they truly are original now that i never see that kind of look anywhere....not even Hot Topic.

Oh, i suck at art.....always have.
but i rather do that then gym...oh god how i hate gym.
it's weird how gym teachers are either stupid big men or dykes.

^oh dont worry, i can say that. I'm black.

oh man!
class in summer?
that's hell!

"We have a glorious selection in low-fat yougurts"
who is that guy?
he's funny.......and i thought the emo look died in 2007......looks good on him.....im guessing him.

or your problems.

Good, i just like to know where people are.
ah well, people have said I'd get over it, highly doubt it....but if i ever want a relationship i guess i have to.

enough about my stupid problems.

Tell me how you are doing.

Lonely, as always.
I kinda have a fear of being around people and it might turn into agoraphobia soon.

out of curiosity, where do you live?
Not to be stalker-ish.....i live in IL.

Lucky, i wish my mom was cool.
She's just...a mom.
Stops the line right there.
It's funny to think, we are always debating each other cause we ALWAYS disagree on...we cant even agree to disagree.......

no wonder i have a complex.

Hehee i hope my children are good.
I'm not gonna use baby talk though, i hate it really.
And I'm gonna take it shopping in "so goffik nd dark" stores.
Although i want to not be the enemy, i wanna be the friend.
my Mom acts like the enemy and it sucks.


trust me, if you dont thank your mom for the pain she was in.....then odds are your children wont either. unless you make them ya know.......feel bad about it.

me too! Jim is so good at food jokes....how i love food jokes...toilet pocket!

Oh man, i fucking hate my period.
seriously, if i didn't want to have children i'd be begging my mom to let them remove all those evil parts of me.
it's too evil.
and when clothes are ruined....ugh.

i also hate the fact that every male i come across just blow it off as nothing.
next guy who does that i will kick in the crotch and say "well, it's just nothing, you're just moody. stop crying bitch."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5LcBdbH8bo

reminds me of this guy's stuff!
hehehe...oh i need chocolate.....cramps and mood swings killin' me.

aw how sweet, wanna share it?

hell.yes.

And I'm working on yet another chapter!
I am on a roll!
.........i wish i was literally on a roll...that would be sweet. or like a cinnimon bun roll...yum.

*files nails* *yawns*

Well, I guess sucking up does something good after all.
I just updated again.
You're welcome my dear.

me amazing?
now you're just sucking up. ;)

Hey.
Just thought I'd let you know I'm giving you the weekend to get your one-shot in for my contest.
After that, it's closed, and you will have missed your chance.
Link-http://www.mibba.com/forums/topic/109703/1/
I look forward to reading your entry.

Done http://www.mibba.com/story/_74578/Depersonalization/ :D