I totally realized how bad it sounded when I made the father comment. No, let me just say we've talked about it... >.<
We were fooling around this afternoon and he said something, then I said something and then he went on to say that I called him a "slut" (even though he called my a bitch -_-) and so then the whole thing got blown out of proportion because he's a MOTHER FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN! So, then I said something like, "I'm going to go shoot myself in the mouth now" or something - which I probably shouldn't have - and so he tried to take all the shit he said back. Anyway, the reason I'm even pissed off with him is pretty pathetic, but the whole thing was just really... Ugh, painful?
Eh, I'll probably get over it in two days. We get in arguments like this all the time. The first time it happened I swear, we didn't even last, like, five seconds. >.<
The father of my future child. The shitty part of Jersey, just because he lives there. When you see him kick him in his pretend vagina and then castrate his sad excuse of a penis.
You're gonna do what, now? Go ninja on his ass or hook up with someone else? If you're gonna go ninja can you get Travis for me? He's a tall blonde, lives in New Jersey, probably running away from an Asian and calling everyone a "bitch" and being his HYPOCRITICAL self. Ahem.
I want my monroe done, too, dude. I'll probably just wait until I'm, like, eighteen or something. Or is it seventeen? o_O
Ew, dude. Want me to come down there and castrate him for you? 'CAUSE I WILL! That's rude. You should hit him with a bus full of old people singing one of Miley Cyrus' songs. God, guys are assholes. Stupid Y chromosome!
Ew. >.< Dude, that sucks. It should be illegal for people to wake up that early just to learn. By the time your ninety you're just going to forget it all.
Oh God, if someone said that to me I'd die laughing and wouldn't be able to put it in my signature, making all the Mibbians of the world hot 'n bothered.
And yourself?