Nuh uh. This is your layout, you make decisions, you pick.
I already made a billion with my own, plus I'm incredibly swamped this week with work and school. If you want it anytime soon, you're going to have to pick out exactly what you want.
And I completely just realized that I can't read and comprehend. Forget the second part of my comment, I can make it apart of the About Me box, no problem.
When you say montage, do you mean like a blend, that people use for banners? Because that's wayyyy beyond my reach times a thousand, unless you find one premade.
As for the About Me thing, I haven't seen a code for it and don't know how to code it, I try and stay away from HTML since I don't know how to use / code it. I'm more of a CSS junkie, sorry.