This is meant to be funny... so yeah..ima perve but oh well
PICK ONE:
CLEAR CONDOM: Just broke up with someone but still have feelings for them.
PINK CONDOM: single and just confused and don't know what to do
ORANGE CONDOM: Taken and happy with your relationship
BLUE CONDOM: Single and just living life
BLACK CONDOM: Taken & truly in love with the one your with
TEAL CONDOM: Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship
YELLOW CONDOM: taken & In Love with someone else
TYE-DYE CONDOM: Just taken and confused about stuff
RED CONDOM: single, but Like someone who likes you back, but not going out
PURPLE CONDOM: Single and like someone, but don't know if they like you
BROKEN CONDOM: damn,the bitch is pregnant
GREEN CONDOM: your a under cover ninja turtle!
LAVENDER CONDOM: taken and waiting for that person to change.
BROWN CONDOM:in love with someone your not sure feels the same way.
NO CONDOM: You're tired of bulletins involving random multi-colored objects and if a clown appears by your bed with a knife you'll shoot the mother fucker and go back to fucking sleep