AM NOT *throws an elephant, a blue whale, cheese struesel muffins, a remote, and a drum set at you then puts you on a golden hornflobber who flies you to Greece where you are locked up in a cave full of flesh eatign rabbits*
Yeah, I know it was Renesmee, lol! My spell check likes to pick up that name as a typo.... XD
And Jacob says "Hey, my other wife!"
Oh Didn't you hear? A huge Typhoon came and destroyed La Push and Jacob and I were the only survivors! We have to repopulate the whole town! All you have to do is come to La Push now! XD
OMJ! I know! Team Jacob ROCKS!!
Oh, I'm still a Twilighter, I just choose to go on acting like it never existed!
That the Demon Child known as Renaissance or whatever the hell her name is, was never born to the mother that was obviously on crack to first of all, reject Jacob and then proceed to name her child that weird ass name...
In my mind, the Cullens left and took Bella with them and I got imprinted on by sweet Jacob and had a whole town of his werewolf babies! MUAHAHAHA!!
Ok, now that I've probably scared the crap out of you, I'll leave to go back to my own little world! XD