Easy Squeezy Pumpkin Peezie. Pumpkin PIE motherfuckers!
Kickball!
Ha.
That's really great, you pulled a fuckin MCR moment right there;
Pansy;
Saving Lives since 1853.
She's all right. But you know, sometimes when your Mom's fucking pissfaced on the sofa with her boyfriend I get enough you know?
And I just need to kick the motherfucker out.
She's more of a friend than a Mom Ha.
Your Mom sounds [i]normal[/i]
Which I sometimes wish I could fucking experience xDD
He sounds like how Alac can get sometimes.
When he starts getting depressing I turn on BFS's Shut Up And Smile and give him candy and kisses.
He shuts up and is happy
So we work haha.
He sounded dramatic though, like fucking epic.
I wouldn't be able to handle it and I'd be like
"If you can't breath without me get a fucking oxygen mask!"
Cos I'mma cunt.