Not me! The more cows I eat the less of them there will be to fart.Becoming a vegetarian would foil my master plan to eat my way through the entire animal kingdom before I die!
So cows eat alot of grass and the grass gives the cows gas. So there are a bunch of cows farting all over the place and cow farts deplete the ozone layerand when the ozone is gone, the sun will bake us until we are nothing but ashes that blow away in the wind. So enjoy your next hamburger because the cows will have their revenge! MOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hmm, ever heard of html? it's kind of like that but you use brackets instead of "< >"
bold: [b] text [/b]
italicise [i]text[/i]
underline: [u]text[/u]
color: [color:#(number of color here]text[/color]
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