My chair speaks to me and when it speaks to me it says, "Your ass is a pain in my seat!" My bed speaks to me too but that conversation is R rated. Sorry!
It sucks to be an only child. My parents have nobody else to focus their attention on so I get smothered in it! Yay me! omg I sound like a whiny beotch!
I would so love to have my nose pierced. Parents wont let me! Bad parents!!!! I would also like to have a tattoo but thats a NO too even though they both have one.