skank monkey?? oh my G- ok, I beg of you to let me use that phrase in the story. Please. I am down on my knees. I've been racking my brain to find a girl equivalent to douche puppy and your phrase may be the answer to my prayers =D
How do you know?
And yes, I like it.
So why don't you like skirts?
I can understand the heels cause I don't fancy them either but skirts aren't too bad.
Don't worry, I would have said something along those lines.
Hehe.
I think I want her to go away too, even though I'm the author and could easily take care of that...
:D
I'm Crystal by the way [shakes hand] and I'm a southerner too, sort of.
Southwest, actually.
yay! anew commenter! Thanks! haha, you made me happy! and, yeahp, how could she do that to our dear Alex? Don't worry, she can't reject Alex's kisses soon :)