Okay, one of my best friends in the entire universe this sexy bitch, and are role playing Queens.Doubt me?Check this shit out.[Warning: I am a passive piece of shit]We are married.Mel is the husband.I'm the wife.(This was all through text messages so the first couple got deleted.Mel says she is fucking her secretary.I am shocked and said I need to stay at a hotel for a couple days. )Mel: No,...