lol its ok you dont sound like a tit. When your submitting stories its a little blue tab type thing in the top left corner saying spell check. just click on that :)
Oh and by the way, you can spell check your own story :) theres a little tab at the top of the page saying spell check...incase you didnt already know. You said you were only learning to use this site so...yeah :)
Thanks for thee comment (:
I've been planning to update for a while but it's not really happened yet...as you can see
Hopefully it'll come soon, I'm not sure :]
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