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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials. (PLEASE)

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine. Really!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. When you ask us where we want to eat and we say "whatever", we
actually MEAN "whatever". Food is food, quit trying to complicate
things and say where you really want to go.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping.

aww that is so awsome!! im happy for u :)
yah haha ive just been up to life dealin with school lookin for a job sports but still having fun the whole time lol :)

oo for real who is it??
im pretty freakin great :)
wat have u been up to??

omg!! its been forever!!!!! how have u been??

nick y r u messaging me on mondo's account?

that sucks.

Haha. I've never tried it.

For Christmas I'm just gonna go with the flow. Nothing planned.
You?

Ah, yeah.
Lately it's been 40's-50's during the day here but the sun is out. Then at night it's been low 30's. Sucks without a heater >_<

u ren't answering ur phooonee...

What's the average temp there in winter?

Haha, alright.
Where are you anyway?

Haha, sounds good to me. I'm ready for some snow. (:

RACOON

Haha, I'm the other way.
I love the cold and hate heat.
We should switch because I live in a very sunny side of California.

i love sum 41! haha.
and right now i am packing because i leave tomorrow morning for iowa.
what are you doing?

bring me the horizon, all time low, rise against, say anything, something corporate and brand new.. haha.

what about you.

Snow? Lucky.
We had snow about 10 minutes away from our house but it was too dark to see it and it all melted by the morning.

Hey
Nothing really.
Just chilling and enjoying the rain.
You?

hey, what's up with you?