HEY!My name is Ellen and I have this very big (but actually small physically) problem named Fred. Fred is my cheating puppet ex-boyfriend. He is a puppet that looks like Johnny Depp if he bred with an elephant. I used to go out with him but then he cheated on me with my best friend (not on Mibba) and so my friend on Mibba, Maryanne (aka rockinrose) and I have come up with 100 ways to kill Fred. I...

Hello people!Can you guys please help me name my new cat?For a while now a black cat has been hanging around our house. It was amazingly skinny, we didn’t know if it didn’t have owners or they were just neglecting him/her/it. We don’t know the gender, we think it may be female or a de-sexed male. We (meaning Mum) began to leave cat biscuits out for it and it gobbled the food down like it was...