Me:"ive seen tat happen b4." Carlos:"really? Where?" Me:"at my sisters baby shower a 2 yr old was walking around with a blown up condom... hard 2 pop." James:"tas a good condom."
Doctor:"okay... so im guessing we need a blood test done after birth." Me:"yep." Max:*playing with rubber gloves.* Me:"max stop that!" Ronnie:"pleaase god dnt let him be the dad."
Me:"Anyway we have more important things to worry about."
Max:"Like wat?"
Me:"I have a dr.s appt today for the baby."
Kendall:"Wait so whos coming with u?"
Kendall:"no i think he means how do u have sex with him?" Me:"well im not gonna say i was drunk but... one or two of us may or may not have been under the influence of something."
Me:"told ya." Max:"well... i did not know that." Carlos:"how do u get maybe pregnant by this guy?" Me:"r u asking me about the birds & bees... bcuz tats ur mommys job 2 answer."