Almost everything?
(I only screwed up in one class (kept ditching. that's what happens when you pay for nothing) and still passed (lied about taking tests I missed))
Be very thankful.
Because at this moment, in a parallel universe, I am on the edge of a mountain in Norway, overlooking the mighty fjords, and writing about the intricacies of life, beauty, and existence.
Are you spying on me?