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Xanderman. Superpowers include what?
llama vision? please say llama vision.
and yes, they do. son of a bitch led me on for a damn long time. we had even named our kids. whatever. i'm done ranting about that.

yes, i can see that.
and Darren is kinda bad. but Xander does sound something like a superhero or an amazon or something. Xanderman. yeah. that'd be it.
and no. i did, but we recently broke up. cheater. go figure.

haha you sound like a wonderful person. NAME. c'mon, it can't be that bad. i almost dated someone named Joel Flammer. Flammer. okay? Flammer.

yeah, they say you have to have a PILLOW between you. thats too specific.
and that sounds fun. sounds like a lot of people i know. minus the pub bit. he have a name?

but i mean really? a pillow? why so specific? why not a squirrel?
andandand nah. i'm unemployable. but that's just because i hate people.
and i've had creepy stalkers before. most of them have severe pyschiatric problems. i need to find someone NORMAL.
so tell me about your lovaaah. i'm just curious.

pfft. people arent uneployable unless they're kleptomaniacs.
and thank god. i'd just up and kill myself.
did you know that in oklahoma, if you're on a bus or train and you want to sit on someone's lap, you have to have a pillow in between or you can go to prison for 5 months??

haha lame dad. you should kill him with fire. like FOOOOSH.
he's the only boy toy you've got? poor you.

i assume you've smelled enough wild rabbit poo to make a nonbiased comparison. link me a pic?
and how did he get your number?

ew. he sounds gross.
and no, I dont. sorry. i'm so technologically inept.

haha. england. sunny. thats pretty funny.
the winters here are awful. its probably because we're right on the water.
and it sucks doesnt it! all my friends think i look good with longer hair bt i just go like NOOOO. -death-
then they kill me. so i die a lot.

i'm watching spongebob. i'm hopeless.

that's so unfortunate. where do you live?
and i doubt your legs could be more horrid than mine. leg hair is the bane of my existance. see, i want to look like this:
http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuu45ymGg91qzlyyao1_500.jpg
but i can't quite manage the hair. every time i try and grow it out, i get furious at it and cut it all off ;-;
and just so you know, my age on here is 2 years too high. i just set it as born in 1990 because i had nothing better to do.
and whats your philosophy on the whole guys/girls thing?

i live in maryland, as i have for my whole life. it snowed here yesterday, and we got 26 inches. i had fun shovelling.
being a tranny is fun. i wear makeup sometimes. not a lot. just mascara and eyeshadow, if anything. and i've always wanted to go around in a peasant blouse. my leg hair prohibits me fom wearing dresses.
if you can't tell, i'm not necessarily straight. i just dont distinguish between male and female. i'd be perfectly happy with either. and i'm not a flamer, either.
so they can can see themselves with me :D

last time it snowed, i went out. the sky is always so lit up when it snows.
and i was born in early december. Saggitarius. fire signs for the win, and all.
and that's pretty funny. one of my best friends is a tranny of biblical proportions named Danny. don't really work for anyone, and i'm kind of perpetually single. so that's dull.
hey! did you know we go to different schools together??

and the sky sounds wonderful...

wheee june birthday. i don't know what sign that makes you.
people you know. um, best friends, bosses, lovers? and it sounds like we dont know a lot of the same people.

also...BOO!
see? i'm bloody damn terrifying.

Haha, I can imagine. :o

you should be terrified of me, my friend. like RAAAH.
and just about anything. birthday. family. people you know. people you dont know. what color the sky is where you are.

FYI,
The picture on your profile is like. The bomb.
I'mma steal it.
Mhm.
kthnx.

but it's possible that I'm all three. OH THE SUSPENSE.
so tell me about you?

Hah.. PISSHEAD!