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hullo there.
i'm a bit new (as in this is my first hour with a profile) and i kind of stumbled upon you here. i promise i'm not overtly frightening or hideous or cannibalistic (unless you're into that kind of thing), so...if you could entertain/keep me company...that'd be good.
Also, you get points for the Little Mermaid profile pic.
And my name's John, for what it's worth.

:] tis tis. Its rather amazing.

Not alot, am going to drum camp soon. MWAHAH Our motto is;

"Please flush the loo before and after you poo that way the muck won't get stuck"

*has sex with 800 women, not including you*
(because i still think you are one...)
oh look, what is that? is that my penis? i think so! hm. shame Xander isn't here. is it bad that i'm thinking in a James Mason voice? moreover, exactly how much crack am i on tonight?
WHY AM I ASKING YOU ALL THESE QUESTIONS?
lord knows. i think i need to sleep. yes. sleep would be good. see you in my dreams, doll.

and women (bisexuality = twice the chance of getting laid this weekend)
and some NEARLY. NEARLY. and my hair was a bit fucked up. but in a good way.

well i'm nakey always. sometimes i just have clothes on.
hottie count is ME and ME ALONE. -poke-
and speaking of which, i have taken several new pics for you.

Oh God! Same :(

well, i think of you everywhere, so the shower is only natural.
first day of school for me is wednesday. i know I'M excited...

icky indeed.

Not too bad, pretty uneventful, completely lost one of my boots out side though :(

um, me. and that's all you need to worry about :P
i do fear i've been neglecting you though. *pats head, gives biscuit*
we can go for a walk later, and maybe a ride in the car-car. then again, you're not a dog (if you were, i'd be much more okay with bestiality) , so perhaps i'll just sit and pretend to say something interesting while you laugh hysterically.
tis time to shower. i will be thinking of you.

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god yes. i needed that cookie.
and the other stuff :P
*squish*
it'll be a few days before i can get the wireless configured on my old desktop. but thats okay. im not doing terribly much of interest anyway. though i will give you a play by play of my first day at the new school. how many attractive people get their hearts broken when they find out im taken and such.

Whats up?

Haha right :')

I think I just made a sammich with off bread.

you may have a kiss if you give me a cookie. because i really want a cookie.
exams are over, i'm getting settled in maryland. my feet are sore, my glasses are killing my eyes, and i no haz msn. hence, we shall make good use of mibba.
hello <3

Hello person(:

Haha, wow, must have been so tough to learn!

Yeah, I'm half German myself, I speak the language but fail at writing it.

Shoot, your grandad sucks. :(

Yeah, I just refused to have people touch me. I felt so unnatural when someone else touched me. O:

Wow, I never got to talk to my Grandpa, he always spoke German.

Lol, I used to be scared of having someone touch me. Not sexually or anytyhhing, but just a tap on the shoulder would frighten me.