Ed Gein / Comments

done and done ;)

AND you need to add me on facebook.. ;)

aaw! I'm so glad to hear that! :D xxx

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I've been alright, doing the usual boring drudgery... dodging coursework, getting into fights with chavs etc., nothing particuarly dazzling or wonderful to tell you about, I'm afraid :( how have you been??? xx

I miss you.

Hallo ed how are you?

ily.

xxx

We are anonymous, we are legion, we do not forget, we do not forgive, expect us.

Oh yay! Thank you! You're so thoughtful, Eddie. I shall have to get you a nice skull from somewhere, let me just finish painting this one ...

So, any plans for summer?

xx Jeff xx

EDDIE! It's been ages =O How's my fellow psychopath doing?

Guess what? I'm off school for summer! More killing time! FREEEDOM!!!

xx Jeff xx

Well, you see, a girl "accidentally" stuck it in a doorway when we were, er, walking. :shifty

*examines the necklace with tears in my eyes*

AWHHH! EDDIE! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!!!

Now I'll have to find you something ... I think I have a nicely polished skull back here somewhere ...

xx Jeff xx

Good thing I don't have a green thumb, then, huh? ;D

Oh, that's nice. I'm just relaxing a bit for once, but later I think I'm going to hit the beach. Although, I do need some help with my boat now that my arm's in a cast... :tehe:

I know, Eddie, I know.

*both of us sigh wistfully.*

It's a hard job, but someone's got to do it. Damn! I think those ribs I've put in are burning.

xx Jeff xx

That's exactly how I feel! Wow, we're on the same wavelength here. One of them is OK, 'cause he's got no head, but the other one just [i]perves[/i] on me all the while.

When I'm watching movies they hold the popcorn and my beer =D

xx Jeff xx

Damn straight! And if the rope bridge doesn’t work … I’ll fly EasyJet haha!

I would love to see your mantelpiece. I don’t know how you can be so organised. My place has body parts left right and centre, you know? I try to organise them but I just seem to procrastinate too much. I’ve got three heads in the fridge, I’ve got skulls everywhere, some skin lying on the floor in the bedroom (which is VERY inconvenient when I’m trying to change for work when I do go) and two bodies in the bath, which makes showering so very awkward.

You should get over here and help me clean up.

xx Jeff xx

Well, I’ve been getting phone calls from work asking me why I’m not in, I’ve got my father poking his nose into my business, I’ve got these girls down the road ringing the police on me just because I was running around with a naked fourteen year old … have you never seen a fully grown man running around with a naked kid before? Get with the [i]programme[/i], sister!

I’m sure your mantelpiece looks beautiful, Eddie =D I must get round to making that shrine of mine. I just need another skeleton …

xx Jeff xx

EVEN BETTER! We’ll settle with that.

You’re so lucky to get any easy one. You know, sometimes it gets a little tiring having to get my shoes on and go out and stay out until three trying to find some poor bastard to come home with me … THEN I have to wait for them to fall asleep … and you know what this does to [b]my[/b] sleeping patterns? Destroys them. Imma gonna loose my job at this rate.

xx Jeff xx

I know, I know … see hauling them into the bath? Lazy bastards are such a dead weight, even when I’ve left them for a while hoping they’ll decompose some of the weight off. Ah, but it was making my flat stink and that stupid landlord was round again today demanding to know what it was. Next time he does, I might invite him in …

The killing spree will rock =D Goin’ for the most victims in history (means over 800)

I must try a cranium bowl, thanks for the tip =D

xx Jeff xx

Well, did you enjoy your soup from your cranium bowl? Sounds delightful =D I’m just taking a break after cutting up my latest victim – it’s some serious hard work, isn’t it? *sigh* I suppose [i]somebody[/i] has to do it.

Yes, she is One Of Us =D We are currently planning our killing spree.

xx Jeff xx

v v WHY HELLO TEDDY!