**Well howdy there. If you're actually reading my profile, you're one of the following:
1. Extremelly bored.
2. Playing a silly forum game.
3. Trying to get hold of me after eight other methods failed. Or...
4. A pervert.**
Yas indeedy! Number four for meeee.
**I encourage anyone in the forth catagory to leave me alone. I'm not interested. If I find you bothering me, I will have a guy friend/male uni-student cousin attack you with some form of blunt instrument that I guarantee will hurt.**
Oh.
**To be honest, I probably don't like you. If I've said nice things about you, I'm likely to be saying them out of politeness. In fact, I could very well hate you, your music, your clothes and your writing. Yeah, I'm a bit of a bitch. Get over it.**
I'm quite uncomfortable now.
**I'm whiney. I'm annoying. When I'm uncomfortable, I ramble in conversations (this happens a lot). I'm introverted. I eat when I'm bored. I don't eat when I'm angry or upset. I don't like my siblings all that much. I'm a pathalogical procrastinator. I'm stubborn. I'm permenantly pissed at society. I'm judgemental. I'm a back-chatter. I'm a smart arse. I'm needy and clingy. I'm naive. I'm really quite young both sexually and spiritually. I'm slightly pessimistic. I always assume the worst, even if I'm hoping for the best. I mark myself down. I'm hard to impress. I dislike dramatic, angsty people. I dislike popular people. I impose my views on people. I'm nearlly always morally wrong. I fall in love too easily. I'm a misanthrope.**
You seem lovely...
**Still want to talk to me?**
Yes?
**People complain that everyone on television is getting too like House, even the real people. Well, the best people are like that. They're misathropic. They have a pessimistic world view. They're irritating. They don't care about you... But they're right, and almost all of them make fabulous teachers. Believe me, I had a teacher like that. He was the best.**
Oh, I'm these things! Maybe you won't stab me after all!
**If you've got this far down, you're definately a pervert.**
You got me.
**So yeah, love me or hate me. I'm fine with that. I'm not going to tell you the bands I like or the books I read or the celebrities I crush on: It's inconcequential. Why do you feel the need to do it? It's not like people actually care.**
Um.
**Because God knows, I'm just another number on a page somewhere, and if I get run over by a lorry tomorrow, I'll still be a number, just under a different heading than the one I previously was. Best of all, I don't care. I'm not worried. That's the way life is.**
Hello!
I just thought I'd let you know that after five months I've finally got around to updating my story that you commented on, [b]I'd Love To See You Have Your Way, Correct Each Stutter, Every Slur[/b]
1. Extremelly bored.
2. Playing a silly forum game.
3. Trying to get hold of me after eight other methods failed. Or...
4. A pervert.**
Yas indeedy! Number four for meeee.
**I encourage anyone in the forth catagory to leave me alone. I'm not interested. If I find you bothering me, I will have a guy friend/male uni-student cousin attack you with some form of blunt instrument that I guarantee will hurt.**
Oh.
**To be honest, I probably don't like you. If I've said nice things about you, I'm likely to be saying them out of politeness. In fact, I could very well hate you, your music, your clothes and your writing. Yeah, I'm a bit of a bitch. Get over it.**
I'm quite uncomfortable now.
**I'm whiney. I'm annoying. When I'm uncomfortable, I ramble in conversations (this happens a lot). I'm introverted. I eat when I'm bored. I don't eat when I'm angry or upset. I don't like my siblings all that much. I'm a pathalogical procrastinator. I'm stubborn. I'm permenantly pissed at society. I'm judgemental. I'm a back-chatter. I'm a smart arse. I'm needy and clingy. I'm naive. I'm really quite young both sexually and spiritually. I'm slightly pessimistic. I always assume the worst, even if I'm hoping for the best. I mark myself down. I'm hard to impress. I dislike dramatic, angsty people. I dislike popular people. I impose my views on people. I'm nearlly always morally wrong. I fall in love too easily. I'm a misanthrope.**
You seem lovely...
**Still want to talk to me?**
Yes?
**People complain that everyone on television is getting too like House, even the real people. Well, the best people are like that. They're misathropic. They have a pessimistic world view. They're irritating. They don't care about you... But they're right, and almost all of them make fabulous teachers. Believe me, I had a teacher like that. He was the best.**
Oh, I'm these things! Maybe you won't stab me after all!
**If you've got this far down, you're definately a pervert.**
You got me.
**So yeah, love me or hate me. I'm fine with that. I'm not going to tell you the bands I like or the books I read or the celebrities I crush on: It's inconcequential. Why do you feel the need to do it? It's not like people actually care.**
Um.
**Because God knows, I'm just another number on a page somewhere, and if I get run over by a lorry tomorrow, I'll still be a number, just under a different heading than the one I previously was. Best of all, I don't care. I'm not worried. That's the way life is.**
Maybe I'll just be... going now... yeah.
*licks your face*
I still don't do Mibba. Honest.