Oh, my fiucking Gooooodddd! Your pro is extremely hilarious, I was silently rolling on the bed from laughter because my friend was on the phone and needed complete silence. Oh, Jesus, I'm crying now. What's up, man? We should be friends. I read your oxymoron thing, and I was like, "H-holy shit, that's true..." And sat there, thinking about it more.
-bexy