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[b]PROGRESS REPORT:[/b]

oli's myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/olober

tom's new one:
http://www.myspace.com/tsdeadhorse

lee's ([i]never knew he had one[/i]):
http://www.myspace.com/leebtd

and that's all i've got.

If I have enough time I'm totally going to try and get one up. Having friends is so not as cool as I thought it would be. XD

I just read your profile and you're going on the Warped Tour?! Unfair! Who's on it this tour? I'm all the way in Ireland, but I've always wanted to go. :( Sad times. Have a good day, I love going to concerts and just focking losing it. :D

oh man...i've saw him just yesterday in polka dots and stripes.
*[i]shudders[/i]*
that man has got some issues ([i]which does included the gorilla smile problem[/i])

i would've at least gotten some streamers and tee-peed every house in the world, but my teleport machine has yet to work.
first with our kidnapping scheme, and now with this [i]almost[/i] celebration of Tom using his windpipe for the first time in his life.
trust me, he hasn't seen [i]The Office[/i]. I would've heard him laughing by now.

and i think he's drawing faux [b]X[/b]'s on the map.
probably taking the scroll in my sleep as he whips out his sharpie.

i don't know, how would you punish him for that?
tell him i won't dress him anymore?
don't drive him to the orthodonist???

i think it's about time we invest in the wonderful market of whips and chains.
([i]and yes...for both purposes.[/i])

yeah, i messaged him on twitter: "[i]@tsdeadhorse my friend and i have been going on a treasure hunt; looking for videos of you actually talking. so far, you're mute.[/i]"

and then when i wake up this morning, i always check my phone for the twitter updates that i missed ([i]hold in your laughter[/i]) and there was one from him; the video.
and in my delusional, barely conscience mindset, i was thinking that maybe, [i][b]just maybe[/b][/i], he posted a video him talking to relieve our burning question.

[b]So what do i do???[/b]

i bolt out of bed like a fucking madman, go online, and watch it.
[i]and i just see oli in turbo gear.[/i]

[b]WTF?![/b]

i was like damn.
it seems like he's trying to sabotage our voyage...

....???

*[i]blinks once, blinks twice[/i]*

[b]seriously?[/b]
[b][i]THERE'S GONNA BE A TOM UPDATE TONIGHT??!![/i][/b]


you're gonna kill me with excitement.

Amanda is my favorite at the moment (: Then again I don't really have much of a choice seeing as Rachel is horrible, and Tom is too childish for my taste lmao Thank you for the story comment <3

i'd just have it with me in the first place, then, when he holds out his hand for a handshake, you give him a tube of toothpaste.
or [i]Crest Whitening Strips[/i] depending on how bad it is...

and no way!!!
[b]BRUSHING HIS TEETH IS MY JOB!!!![/b]

I OWN HIM!!!

so hopefully, when you [i]do[/i] meet him, i can be standing proudly beside him and have him smiling all night.
i'll cheer "[i]That's my boy!!!!![/i]"

yeah, i agree.
the first thought that went through my mind when i saw them was '[i]gorilla[/i]'

it was like a primate smiling lmao

tried yahoo answers; youtube is hopeless.
i don't know how the hell you found what you did though.
i think you're a better sherlock holmes than i.

he has the strangest teeth [b]ever.[/b]

i was trying to think if i ever actually saw him smiling ([i]in a picture because, you know, finding at least [b]this[/b] video is finding Atlantis[/i])

let's look for more!!!!!!

haha anytime!

and thank you for the story comment as well :D

Anytime!:D

[b]OH SHIT, YES YOU DID.[/b]

i will comment on it, then over here:)
you rock holmes.

yeah, he didn't realize it until Oli told him he looked like "[i]fucking shaggy[/i]" with his lime green shirt and khaki pants.

then oli told me that when he cried, his face was going through the motions, but no sound would come out.
strange...

i've never wanted to be a housewife, but for him, i'll make an exception.
it's all daily home-cooked meals and vaccuming from now on.

i told tom that i would save him further embarassment and [b]not[/b] post any pics from the party. i can't stand to watch his silent sobbing...
but....

i'll let you in on the ones where he was at the buffet table; not only was the shirt red, but it had horizontal stripes too.
i told him that it's a given fact that they make you look heavier, but Curtis ([i]his translator[/i]) spoke for him, saying that "[i]they're not horizontal silly, they're [b]vertical[/b][/i]."

?????
maybe some other disorder he suffers from???

did you even make him a collar so you could attach the bow to it?
and did it have "[i]sierra[/i]" imprinted all over it?

aw dammit, did you know that that boy is color blind?
he thinks blue is brown and red is blue!
there's no way he looks [i]mildly[/i] good in red, didn't you see him at the xmas party of '03???
he looked like an overgrown tomato.

my god, that's why he can't be the owner of himself; he needs someone to dress him properly. ([i]or, of course, [b]undress him...[/b][/i])
which is why i'd be the perfect owner:)

*shakes head, still smiling*
[b]you sneaky devil you.[/b]

and no way man if you do that, you'll have to change your gift to me into underwear. because i would [i]shit my pants.[/i]

really?
that's strange...

because the doorbell just rang and there he was; bow and all.

i think you said that to hide your tracks.

I know, wouldn't it be nice if Gabby just disappeared and all that good stuff?
But, it doesn't work like that... yet. ;]
Thanks for commenting, xoxo

Thank you for the story comment :)

haha, it's really good so far. update soon! :]

no way man, you know what's so late?
i was! i'm such an outrageous slacker when it comes to commenting.
but have no fear, i'm gonna analyze this new chapter right now :D

thank you so much for your much-anticipated feedback!!!!!
and haha, i was thinking about adding you in for a while anyway.
i liked the idea of not telling you about it and just finding out as you read lmao.
don't worry, i have bigger plans for your character...

and no need to apologize, i'm psyched for it.
although, i'm spending the night at a friend's tonight so i wont be able to read it til tomorrow :(

you can bet that when i arrive back home, i'll sprint to my laptop!!!!!
:D