Attention! Just Take It Already

ATTENTION! Just take it already.

Crawl into a lonely hole and die
Say your prayers, say goodbye
Hold you breathe until you choke
Put an end to this joke

The rope suits the three in the yard
Kick the bucket, kick it hard
Raise a tombstone over your mind
Leave all of this behind

Your life is no more fun than these simple rhymes
Just admit it, it is the biggest waste of all times
Actually not even worth mentioning at all
It is too insignificant, it is a thing so small
So let’s end it before this grows way dull,
Here’s a hammer – crack open your skull.

Copyright © 2006
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This is something very different from the things I normally write. There’s much irony in this poem. It’s not directed to anyone in particular, it’s not a hate poem. Have fun figuring it out.

Edit: I have other poems* that are written in a similar kind of style. So I have decided to link them together and make them a collection or a series. They are supposed to be snapshots of the lives of two best friends. And to make it easier for everyone to tell the two of them apart I’m going to call the two friends Dante and Virgil. This particular poem is a Virgil snapshot.

*And I know it’s blunt but whatever
* “God help those who help themselves”
* I’ve Had it With Your Hypocrisy
* Feel free to keep ignoring me
* In Fear I Tread So Softly Through Each Day
*High School