Well, Boyfriend. I Don't Like Guys.

How do I spill such a secret?
My own secret to tell.
Won't this be so much fun?
Won't this go over well?

'I don't mean to break your heart,
I like you I really do,
But I learned something I didn't know at the start,
You see, I don't like guys.'

How do you tell your boyfriend this secret?
No one to blame as it is my body and mind,
But it's not easy just to blurt it out,
My only hope is he will reply in kind.

'I don't mean to break your heart,
I like you as a friend, I really do,
But I was using you, right from the start,
You see, I don't like girls.'

Is it too much to ask that this be easy?
Why can't my boyfriend be gay?
And the secret wouldn't just be from him.
What would my boyfriend say?