A Bedtime Story

There once was person
Who wore pants, skirts, and business shirts

They lived in a castle full of wealth, greed, and opulence indeed

Sometimes they wandered the halls divine
Humming and strumming and experimenting with time

A day on a stroll, a day to behold
Four dragons combed the garden
One brought doom
Two brought great mourning
And the last was covered in sloop

They whimpered near, large feet so disgustingly clear
And whispered to the gargantuan lizards:
"First, thoust not welcome here,
"Second, please put away your tears
"And third, how vile you smell.

"Last but not least,
"Dragon number four - see me, stop looking east!
"You must know you can only play in the sandbox."

So it was said
Three of four dragons fled
And that's how they sprouted the first sloop park in the kingdom.