Characters

  • Jimmy StClaire

    Jimmy StClaire

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    17
    Orientation:
    Straight

    Jimmy, the stereotypical punk-ass kid who doesn't care about anyone but himself. He's sick of watching people throw their lives away to their emotions. It's just stupid, isn't it? Falling in "love" and then getting your organs ***ing trampled a few months later? It's not for him. He's finding that it's his job to save all those little dumb ***s who still believe in "love."

  • Tunny

    Tunny

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    22

    Christian, or Tunny, is Jimmy's best friend and the Jesus of Suburbia. He's been teaching Jimmy everything he believes in since Jimmy turned sixteen. His band is finally taking off, and he's finally a payed rock star. Tunny will *** anything with a postal code, and has been not-so-secretly pining after Jimmy for about a year or so.

  • Gloria

    Gloria

    Gender:
    Female
    Age:
    16
    Orientation:
    Straight

    Gloria is a runaway. She wants to be remembered, but she also doesn't, thus forcing her to take on the term "whatsername" as a pen name of sorts. The City is her home away from home, wherever home for her really is, and she likes to move around. Jimmy was just one of those one night stands she usually had, but then she grew attached, and maybe started liking him more than she let on.