Characters
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Tabbitha Lavender Bol-locks
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 16
- Orientation:
- Straight
As an A+ student,Tabbitha is badly informed about the modern world and has no social skills.Although shes kind and fun to laugh at,nobody likes poor Tabby except her wacky family who she thinks are very cool. Weird Habbits: Toe nail flicking and thumb sucking Random fact: Tabbitha was named after the model/actress Tabitha Taylor
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Tracy Squeaker
- Gender:
- Female
- Orientation:
- Straight
She claims to be eighty but no one really knows her age. She owns a casino and enjoys watching animals mate. Her voice is deeper than a mans and she was found in a duck pond fishing for squirrels. She is the only member to currently have a husband (shes been divorced nine times) and she quit her fat fighters class after they offended her by saying she need to loose five pounds.
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Derek Robert Smith
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 47
- Orientation:
- Straight
Derek is fat. He loves food so much and he originally joined the gang for the free food but now he loves being in it and not just for the chips. Unusual Habbits:Going on his motor bike up and down his street. Random Fact:He thinks Polly looks sexy when she eats.
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Polly Sandra Herbert
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 43
- Orientation:
- Straight
Polly works at a checkout in the supermarket and is skilled in nicking peoples chocolate from their shopping bags. Her and derek constantly get into arguments about food. Unusual Habbits:Calling up Derek just to have an argument Random fact: Her favorite animal is a pig ''Oh I could learn a few things from that animal'' She often says wagging her fat finger at the tv.
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Mr Sniffles
- Age:
- 117
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
Mr Sniffles is Ritas bitchy toy dog. Rita has conversations hith Mr sniffles in her head,it says all of the mean things she thinks about her friends. Unusual Habbits:Sniffing peoples (Keith in particular) bottoms with the help of Rita. Random Fact:Mr Sniffles was taken to the vets for a check up and Rita threw a tantrum when they said it wasnt real so they gave it a check up anyway.
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Katherine Grace Boll
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 46
- Orientation:
- Straight
Rachels sister Kathy has never been married.Shes a pig,shes crazy and has theme nights every wednesday and friday.She cares about the gang and will do anything to make them happy,shes a good friend. Unusual Habbit:Waking up at 2am so she can have an extra meal. Random fact:She has only had one boyfriend in her life and he was blind and deaf.She has also never been kissed.
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Rachel Boll-Locks
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 35
- Orientation:
- Straight
Rachel is not the brightest person in the world but she is very kind,careing and pretty. Tabbitha was an accident and the dad (Rachel cant remember who it was because she was drunk) did a runner. Unusual habbits:Going on a pogo stick for hours on end. Random fact:If rachel ever sees an insect in a puddle,she will rush over and save it.
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Rick Locks
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 35
- Orientation:
- Straight
Rick is a kind,rich and successful man. After his wife died he never thought he would remarry but then he met rachel. Jason is his only son so hes glad that rachel has a daughter,even a strange one like Tabbitha but he loves her and Rachel. Unusual habbit:Spoiling Jason Random Fact:His favourite food is pizza.
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Chad Lucas Islington
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 16
- Orientation:
- Straight
Chad is Jasons best friend. Allthough his jokes are a bit mean,Chad is a nice guy and a great friend of Jason.He loves skating and messing around with Jason and his other friends. Unusual habbit:Collecting skateboards Random Fact: His mum has a crush on Jasons dad even though shes married.
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Keith Ritchardson
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 42
- Orientation:
- Straight
Keith is a fourty two year old divorcee,the group is his favourite thing and with out he would be lost. Hes kind,encouraging and very optomistic. Unusual Habbits:looking at old pictures of his ex wife every thursday and power walking around his flat. Random Facts:He has a secret crush on kathy and loves gardening.