Characters
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Alissa Nicole Daniels
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 26
- Orientation:
- Straight
Alissa is a kindergarten teacher in New Hope, Pennsylvania. She lives with her best friend Emily Jameson and they have known each other since she was a senior in high school and Emily was a freshman. She has a kitten named Baltimore that is her pride and joy and enjoys watching shows like Tyra and The New Housewives of Orange County or New Jersey.
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Emily Elizabeth Jameson
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 22
- Orientation:
- Straight
Emily is a hair dresser/cosmotologist at a hair salon in New Hope, PA and she also is the lead singer and guitar player in the band she formed called The Heartless. She lives with her best friend Alissa Daniels. She has known Alissa since she was a freshman in high school and Alissa was a senior. She has a high strung golden retriver puppy that her and her boyfriend share named Kevin and she loves the dog to pieces. She loves watching shows like Cake Boss and Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2.
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Aaron Lewis Rivers
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 23
- Orientation:
- Straight
Aaron is a self-employed photographer that works in his own studio in downtown New Hope, Pennsylvania. He is also the bass player in his girlfriend's band, The Heartless. He has known his girlfriend and her best friend since his freshmen year of college. He has a golden retriver puppy named Kevin that he shares with his girlfriend Emily and he loves watching shows like Top Gear and Modern Marvels.
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Chad I Ginsburg
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 38
- Orientation:
- Straight
Chad was born in Bucks County in New Hope, Pennsylvania. He is a guitar player, producer, and an engineer. He lives on a mountain with his cat Sherbert and his faovrite drink is Jack Daniels Tenessee Whiskey. He met Emily and Aaron when they were dying to get the bands first album done and thought they were pretty rad so they've been friends since.
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Jeremy "Remy" Ricardo Casa
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 25
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
Jeremy is the rhythm guitar player in Emily's band, The Heartless. He's a very sweet and eccentric gay pal and he loves to shop, loves his boyfriend, and is one of Alissa and Emily's best friends. He isn't afraid to speak his mind and scares Chad. His favorite drink is an appletini and his favorite shows to watch on TV are Cake Boss, Queer As Folk, The Secret Life Of The American Teenager, Degrassi, and Jersey Shore, and he has a little thing for "The Situation." He's got a parrot named Mr. Cuddles and he is Jeremy's baby, that he sometimes brings onstage on his shoulder
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John Michael Love
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 27
- Orientation:
- Straight
John is Alissa's ex college boyfriend, they dated for awhile and were very serious. Nobody knows why they broke up besides John and Alissa themselves. He's the drummer in Emily's band, The Heartless and has recently aquired a new girlfriend. He and Alissa get along, it's like their relationship never even happened. He's a funny, attrative guy, and he's also the football coach at the local high school. Go Lions! He likes football, watching Sports Center, and older shows like Rosanne and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. John and Alissa are also very big fans of the show Ghost Hunters.
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Eric "Man Bitch" Matthews
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 23
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
Eric is the rhythm guitarist in Emily's bands, longtime boyfriend. Remy and Eric have been dating since high school and will probably be together forever. Eric is lovingly called "Man Bitch" By Emily and Alissa, and there is a very long story to go with that nickname. Eric 's favorite drink is Sierra Mist and he thinks TV is a waste of time and that alcohol is "ewwie", almost the exact opposite of his alcohol-loving, TV-obsessed, boyfriend. He works at Ann Taylor Loft at the local mall and he speaks fluent spanish.
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Chloe "Bimbo" Renee Tate
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 24
- Orientation:
- Straight
Chloe is John's recently aquired slut, I mean girlfriend. She likes hitting on guys, getting drunk, and partying. She has an five year old daughter who is the sweetest thing that ever lived and her daughter is in Alissa's kindergarden class. She works at Sephora and her all time favorite tv show is Toddlers and Tiaras. Chloe is [b]so[/b] very lovingly called Bimbo by Emily and Alissa, note the [b]heavy[/b] sarcasm
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Brent Jacob Daniels
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 26
- Orientation:
- Straight
Brent is Alissa's twin brother, and has been in rehab for the past ten months. But finally he broke his alcohol addiction and is coming to live with Alissa and Emily. He is crazy, funny, and is very sweet. He'll do anything you ask him and has always been that way. His favorite movies are Fanboys, The Hangover, Step Brothers, and Tron Legacy. He is heavily tattooed and considered attractive, and Emily even had a crush on him in high school.