Characters
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Tony Zamboroni
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 17
- Orientation:
- Straight
Bully towards gay people; loves animals; Italian,American born; finds Lori irritating & wants Lani; is popular, has great sex appeal & is extremely rude
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Lani May Powell
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 16
- Orientation:
- Bisexual
Is Kyle's best friend & Mark's favorite cousin; takes good care of her little Kyle & knows of his sexual preference; has a crush on Tony for his looks & way of flirting, but hates herself for it
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Lori Tambi Saccrofsky
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 15
- Orientation:
- Straight
Headmaster's daughter; prep; popular; enfactuated w 2 boys: Tony & Kyle
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Donna Ren Shole
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 32
- Orientation:
- Straight
Mark's mom; loves Mark with all of her heart & knows about his sexual orientation; gave Mark his middle name, Loe, after Cee-lo Green; is a liberal rocker
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Rodney Blaine
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 16
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
Closet gay & bullies/sexually harrasses gay/bi boys he likes; popular; head of school's basketball,soccer,tennis team; dangerous sex appeal
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Tammy Farren Lox
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 34
- Orientation:
- Straight
Kyle's mom; loves & baby's Kyle; doesn't know about Kyle's sexual orientation; gay rights activist (fights for other minorities, too, as well as animals); British
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Mark (Sixx) Loe Shole
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 16
- Orientation:
- Bisexual
Bad boy; emo/punk style & punk attitude; gentle & chivalrous, but appears indifferent; observent of all the world around him; likes scaring ppl (not meanly, funnily)
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Kyle Farren Lox
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 15
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
Closet gay (except for best friend, Lani); sweet & shy, but can be grossly humorous w his friends; is found desireable by many girls for his soft, innocent demeanor
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Headmaster Saccrofsky
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 36
- Orientation:
- Straight
Father of Lori; has sex w students; British; stern, clever, scheming; rich; sexy; baby's daughter, Lori; British