Characters
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Valtteri Filppula
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 27
- Orientation:
- Straight
This 6 foot center happens to be from Vantaa, Finland. He is 27 years of age. He lives in Espo, Finland during the off season. He loves playing as a center man for the Detroit Red Wings. His hobbies are playing tennis and watching movies. His favorite food is Italian. His favorite spot to take a vacation is Hania, Greece.
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Sasha Datsyuk
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 21
- Orientation:
- Straight
This 5 foot 3 inch dynamo was born and resides in (during the off season) Sverdlovsk, Russia. She is currently staying with her older brother, Pavel, and his wife Isabella. She becomes a big part of the Red Wings family, especially in the eyes of one certain Finn and one certain Canadian. Her hobbies consist of tennis, gymnastics, volleyball, and hockey. She loves to sing and dance. Baking is a passion of hers. She has a tattoo that says "Love" in script with a heart in place of the o. She has a very tough outer shell, but once you really get to know her, you'll see that she's a total sweetheart.
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Pavel Datsyuk
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 32
- Orientation:
- Straight
Appearance: 5'11", brown hair, brown eyes, 194 lbs., athletic build 6 pack. Info: born in Sverdlovsk, Russia; birthday is July 20, 1978; plays as a center for the Detroit Red Wings; #13; shoots left; enjoys tennis, soccer, billiards, and fishing; Jim Carrey is his favorite actor; mother died when he was 12; known as "the boy with the twitchy walk", best friend is Henrik Zetterberg; played for Team Russia 3 times (2002, 2006, 2010); known as "Pavs" or "Dats" by his teammates; Tomas Holmstrom nicknamed him "Pasha Datsyuk"; Pavel and Henrik are known as the "Euro Twins" and "The Hank and Pav Show". He is married to Isabella Ricci.
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Isabella Ricci-Datsyuk
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 25
- Orientation:
- Straight
Appearance: 5'4",red hair naturally, known to color hair blonde from time to time, ice-blue eyes, 110 lbs, DD cup, normal build, size 5 (thereabouts for pants), more of a straight rectangular figure (shoulders, waist, and hips are about even with each other),blue floral tattoo on the back of her right shoulder. Info: born in Tuscany, Italy; birthday is Oct. 31, 1985; enjoys hockey and acting; about to begin residency on her career as a Neuro-surgeon; dad named Aurelio Ricci; mother named Elizabeth Ricci; does not have a close relationship with mother, aka: doesn’t talk to her mother and avoids her as much as possible; known as "Bella", "Bella", "B". She is married to Pavel.
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Akiva Schaffer
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 33
- Orientation:
- Straight
Akiva, aka Kiv, is one of Sasha's three best friends. He is also in the band The Lonely Island.
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Jorma Taccone
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 34
- Orientation:
- Straight
Jorma, aka Jorm, is one of Sasha's three best friends. He is also in the band The Lonely Island.
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Andy Samberg
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 32
- Orientation:
- Straight
David Andrew Samberg, aka Andy, is Sasha's boyfriend. He is also in the band The Lonely Island.
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Justin Timberlake
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 30
- Orientation:
- Straight
Justin Timberlake is one of Sasha's three best friends. He guest stars in some skits that The Lonely Island perform.
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Hanna Filppula
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 21
- Orientation:
- Straight
Hanna Filppula is a 5 foot 6 blonde from Finland. She's been known for her hot-headed temper and acting on a whim, sometimes getting herself and others into trouble. She has the hots for a certain Finnish hockey player, but thinks she doesn't have a chance since she is the sister of Val Filppula of the Detroit Red Wings. Hanna has just gotten out an abusive relationship and is now hiding one of her brothers biggest secrets from almost everybody. Who knows how much more she can handle.