Characters
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Laren (AKA model material)
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 17
- Orientation:
- Straight
Salem's co-worker. She's very playful and likes to know everything about everything.
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Aurora Ihtoo (AKA The princess of this bitch)
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 38
- Orientation:
- Straight
Salem and Silvester's mom. She's a crude parental figure, but does her job efficiently despite the handy caps she has to deal with, such as a jackass of an ex-husband, a job that requires her to leave home for extended periods of time, and a bitchy sister who hates her gay kids with a passion. She's very understanding and does her best to show her love to her children, though, in some cases, her fears can get in the way of that.
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Johnathan (AKA That black guy kissing your mom)
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 40
- Orientation:
- Straight
Aurora's soon-to-be husband and Mykayla's dad. He's big, black, and intimidating, but his looks go against his personality in the extreme. He's very genital with everything, except his work as a demolition blaster, and does what he can to protect everyone from everything.
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Mykayla (AKA Domino)
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 14
- Orientation:
- Straight
The Twin's soon-to-be stepsister. She's nice in the mean way and a hugger just like her dad. She questions everything and is constantly frustrated about how stupid a language Spanish is. It's almost too easy to get along with her.
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Silvia (AKA Ve)
- Gender:
- Female
Salem and Silvester's little sister. Though she's a product of infidelity, John loves her like she's his own.
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Nicole (AKA That chick with the tits)
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 17
- Orientation:
- Straight
A happy-go-lucky classmate who happens to always say the right things and pop up in the right places. If someone's in a bind, you can bet on Nicole popping up to unknowingly bail them out.
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Melisa (AKA The Demon)
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 17
- Orientation:
- Straight
The reason Silver's so ***ed up.
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Hayden (AKA YOU ***ING ASS!)
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 17
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
Salem's boyfriend for now. He's mischievous and playful, but that will be his down fall. He somehow knows Salem only likes him for his looks and body, but dates him anyway.
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Carmen and Rachael (AKA The baby beater and The food burner)
- Gender:
- Female
Carmen is Silvia's baby sitter. Like any other sitter, she loves kids. She also loves Silver for his natural cuteness. Rachael is the cook for the house and is very possessive of her kitchen. Shes almost like family and unfortunately walks in on the twins at awkward times a lot.