Characters
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James Sullivan
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 42
- Orientation:
- Bisexual
James (a.k.a. The Rev) is the father of four children. He acts more like a child than Kaylee and is prone to fits of jealousy. He doesn't think before acts but he means well (most of the time!). Even though he claims he doesn't have a favourite child, he seems to prefer Frankie.
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Leana Sullivan
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 39
- Orientation:
- Straight
Leana has been married to James for ten years and has one child with him, Kaylee. Even though Kaylee is her only biological child, she treats the other three like they are too. Leana has a very short temper for her husband's behaviour and is easily embarrassed by his antics.
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Jared Baker
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 17
- Orientation:
- Straight
Jared is the son of Gena and Zacky Baker. Even though he has lived in America for his whole life and both his parents are American, he has somehow picked up a Scottish accent. He has been friends with Jimmy for about three years. They used to hate each other but made friends after Jimmy protected him from Charlie. For some reason, he is hated by James. Jared's father, Zacky, ran out on him and his Mom for another woman and they don't see him any more. Jared has been obsessed with Lizze for as long as he's known her. He is dyslexic and prefers to write with a crayon.
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Damon Evans
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 19
- Orientation:
- Straight
Damon is connived he's a vampire, which he is clearly not, and likes to display behaviour that is typical for vampires. However, he makes it seem worse to irritate his Father. He enjoys to slowly destroy people's lives for the fun of it.
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Matt Sanders
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 42
- Orientation:
- Straight
Matt is James' and Brian's long term friend. He likes to eat and is known to have a short temper. He doesn't have any children and is married to Val.
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Johnny Seward
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 39
- Orientation:
- Straight
Johnny is the youngest of the group and is constantly picked on by his older friends. In particular, him and James fight a lot.
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Kaylee Sullivan
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 5
Kaylee is the child of James and Leana. Most of the time, she acts more mature than her father (which isn't difficult).
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Freddie Jones
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 20
- Orientation:
- Straight
Freddie's brother is Robbie and they moved from the UK to California together. Freddie started to look after his little brother after their parents died in a fire. He's hyperactive and likes to tease people. He gets upset easily however, but his brother always makes them feel better.
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Brian Haner
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 42
- Orientation:
- Bisexual
Brian has known his best friend James for almost 30 years and they both have a loving and affectionate relationship with each other. They both get up to naughty things which would be expected from children, not adults at the age of 40. Brian likes to cramp into small unexpected places, and is often found grooming his pet pig or re-painting one of his many gnomes.
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Charlie Smith
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 17
- Orientation:
- Straight
Charlie is a jock who is rather full of himself and thinks he is better then everyone else. He likes to wind Jimmy up to start trouble because he likes the reaction Jimmy gives him. He gets enjoyment out of bullying and tormenting other people and likes to be straight forward with his feelings. He is known as blonde bimbo to nearly everyone in school, including the teachers!