Characters
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Niall
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 18
- Orientation:
- Straight
Drinks more beer than water.
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Zayn
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 19
- Orientation:
- Straight
Inhales more smoke than oxygen.
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Harry
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 18
- Orientation:
- Straight
Opens up flesh more than a butcher.
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Liam
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 19
- Orientation:
- Straight
Swallows more pills than an average elderly.
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Louis
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 20
- Orientation:
- Straight
In the beds of strangers more than those strip club hookers.