Characters

  • Johnny Carolina

    Johnny Carolina

    Gender:
    Male

    “We're all just cattle in this business . . so I guess that makes me prime rib.”

  • Taylor Reynolds

    Taylor Reynolds

    Gender:
    Female

    “Put him anywhere in the world and he's still Johnny Carolina.”

  • Zach Montana

    Zach Montana

    Gender:
    Male

    “Like you ever ***ing cared about Johnny, Grace. Don't come running to me, pretending to give a shit about him just cause the cameras are rolling.”

  • Curtis York

    Curtis York

    Gender:
    Male

    “You're a crotch stain on the underpants of society.”

  • Tommy Nevada

    Tommy Nevada

    Gender:
    Male

    “Women are like buses, if you wait long enough another one will come along. Or in Johnny's case, they all come at once.”

  • Kool-Kevin

    Kool-Kevin

    Gender:
    Male

    “You're a real liability sometimes Johnny, you better not be face down, off your head with your arse hanging out,”

  • Grace Chapman

    Grace Chapman

    Gender:
    Female

    “Good? there's nothing redeeming about you Johnny. The best part of you ran down your mother's leg.”

  • Vinny Hudson

    Vinny Hudson

    Gender:
    Male

    "I'm more worried about you being stuck alone in the middle of nowhere with that guy."