Characters
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Synyster Gates/Brian Haner Jr
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 32
- Orientation:
- Straight
Married to Sarah. Guitarist for Avenged Sevenfold. Sexual extraordinaire.
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Sarah
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 24
- Orientation:
- Straight
Married to Syn. Kind of a slut.