"Evgeni -You-don't-have-a-cool-name- Malkin"--that had me laughing so hard for some reason!
Anyways, Geno better tell her how he really feels, and he better say he wants to be her boyfriend, haha. Though, I do have a feeling that Matt's not going to let the Penguins' whole plan work that well.
If it makes you feel any better, my first game ever i went to, I ended up throwing up over a row of people. Sad thing is... that was only about a month ago... And it's still imprinted in my memory.