Pictures From the Past - Comments

i love this story!!!

Ready for an update! How long are you going to make me wait?! I'm dying over here...

I can't wait for an update! This story is wonderful! You have amazing talent!

Please supdate soon. I really, really, really like the story!:)

Loving the story! It's perfect! In chapter 2 there's a small error The girl, whose name he still couldn’t... the word still isn't fully italizied

I love the way you protrayed Zack in this, it's really freaking hilarious without being utterly dumb.
(I hate it when people write like that)
(:
I also love how he's such a creeper. it's freaking hilarious.
more more more soon, please!

Ah gosh,
I looooveeeeee this story (:

it's FUNNNYYY :D
Especially chapter 3.
"Why don't you think I'm sexy?!" ROFL

WHAT ANNIE SAID.
AHAHAHA.

LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO “Aw, Zack! You’re banging one of your students, aren’t you? Dude, when your ass gets thrown in jail, don’t expect me to bai-“

CHAPTER 3 = FUNNIEST CHAPTER YET

MOAAARRRR.

I EFFING LOVE THIS STORY.
THE END GOODBYE.
THERE IS NO SEQUEL OR PART TWO.
THAT IS ALL.

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Pursing his lips (in a very non-feminine way, according to him. He’d defended it before.), Zack took a deep breath and loosened his tie a bit, narrowing his eyes at Jared in a way that said ‘this is not over’.

A tie?
very professional for a pedophile.
lmao

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The sad truth was, Zack Baker was the ‘fun’ teacher to the male students, and the ‘hot’ teacher to the females. They found him completely hilarious (or at least pretended to) and adorable. All he wanted was to be himself and it was like a fucking death sentence. All of the girls always agreed with him and tried to catch his attention, which may have worked on someone younger and more inexperienced, but not with him. He knew better.

Zackabooboo is hilarious and adorable.
I'm like you, I just wanna cuddle him.
I'd make a Karleighsandwich
MattyKarleighZackabooboo
lmao

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The girl, whose name he still couldn’t fucking remember, shifted uncomfortably and began fiddling with the cross around her neck. “Why are you staring at me like that? Was it because of the whole Terminator versus Hulk thing? ‘Cause I really, really don’t think you should be mad about it, they’re fictional characters and…” her voice was small and scared, and she trailed off, looking down at her shoes

aww
he scared her

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Zack was relieved when he got home. He immediately took off his tie and, in place of the plastic-y, transparent retainers in his lip and septum, he put metal rings. He also liked wearing fuzzy slippers and pajamas, because he was a girl. Not really, but still. What a freak.

I can so seem him dressed like this
cuddling with you and Ichy.
how cuuute
<3

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“Dad!” His ten-year-old daughter, Hailey, whined.

He has a baby!
Aww
that's fucking cute.

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Hailey looked a lot like him – thank God. Dark hair, green eyes, full lips. She got her mother’s nose, though, which was really, really good. It was somewhat thin and slightly upturned. She looked kind of like a pixie, which made Zack think of Alice from Twilight, which also made him gag. His daughter was adorable, not some sparkly vampire.

Does she have short hair?
I don't like short hair.
and Alice bothered the
fuck outta me, too.

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Are you religious?” Zack finally asked. He couldn’t help it. Every time he’d spoken to her, she started playing with the damn necklace. It wasn’t wrong of him to wonder about it, right? Like, people asked him why he was so insane all the time, and he didn’t get offended. So, it only made sense (at least in Zack’s head) that he could ask about her religion without her getting offended. Not that people got offended when asked if they were religious. Well, most of the time, at least.

Smoooth, Zack.
Real smooth.

Chapter three.

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With a sigh, Zack stripped down to his boxers. He wasn’t exactly the most in-shape person in the entire world, but he was completely unashamed of his body. And his body wasn’t bad to look at, either.

The pudge has made its appearance.

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So, after getting changed into one of his favorite Misfits tee shirts and a pair of (too tight, in Hailey’s opinion) jeans, Zack fixed his hair, which had finally grown just past his ears, and put on his favorite Velcro shoes, then he was ready to go.

Doesn't Zack have some problem and he can't tie shoes?
or did I just make that up?

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It was really weird when he went somewhere with Hailey. People stared at him (or he imagined that they were, since he was a complete spaz) with disgust in their eyes, most likely thinking about how terrible a parent he must’ve been. Because he had to be a terrible parent since he had tattoos and piercings. Also, he had to be addicted to every drug imaginable and unable to hold a steady job, because that described Zack perfectly.

Puh-lease
I can't wait for Zack to have bunches of
chubbeh black haired babies
cause he's going to be a great daddeh

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Zack had situated himself at one of the tables Matt and his wife, Karleigh, had set up for the older people to sit at.

It's Me!
and my hubby
omg yay

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“You feelin’ alright?” he asked, taking the seat on the opposite side of the table Zack had been sitting at.

my baibee is bein so sweet and helpful

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“Aw, Zack! You’re banging one of your students, aren’t you? Dude, when your ass gets thrown in jail, don’t expect me to bai-“

Mattybabe
is so damn smart.
he really is

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“Because all the chicks dig me!”

Cocky much?

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Matt wanted to go find a newspaper, roll it up, and hit Zack with it. He also wanted to say ‘Bad Zack, you don’t hump underage girls!’, but that was a little much. And Zack wasn’t a dog, but if he was, Matt was pretty sure his name would be Spike and he’d be a little pink poodle.

LMAO

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Hailey opened her mouth to speak, but Johnny, who was completely smashed, interrupted her. “Yeah, man! I had a fuckin’ blast,” he was stumbling around and slurring his words, almost unable to keep up with everyone else, “have I ever told you how much I…fuckin’…love you, dude?” he turned and asked Jimmy, who giggled and nodded.

Hailey and Zack looked at each other knowingly, their eyebrows raised. They would both be happy when Jimmy and Johnny were gone and they could go home alone.

LMFAO

you already know! :o
oh man, i wish i went to a school where avenged sevenfold members were teachers, hot damn!

omg
zackabooboo is a pedophile
omg
i can't... i'm tell you this on
aim too
but hot damn
i can't wait for the rest of
it
at all.
:D

Scandalous!
Ha… but really, this seems like it's gonna be an interesting story.
Can't wait for the next update. I hope it's soon.

i like this story , i subbed =)

you already know i love this.
update again! update again!

i like it so far =D