Can You Help Me? I'm Not Drunk! - Comments

Ha! that was hilarious.

‘Well then you’re awake because you’re on whatever it is, that site again,’ Nick retorted. ‘Honestly, if you slept any less, you’d be a vampire.’

‘As soon as blood comes caffeinated,’ I promised him.

As soon as blood comes caffeinated, good one.

lmfao.... woah... It's nice to know that you're still alive Aelf Hahahahahahaha.... this was one hell of a night out!

I liked this one more than the last one. And if I didn't know you were alive now, I would be worried for your safety with that kind of driving... I love the end. Why am I sticky and naked? Best question ever, really, and one everyone should ask at one point or another.

^ I would have done so already, if I wasn't so lazy. Perhaps one day I'll find the motivation, or at least, a man can dream...

‘I’m not awake because of coffee,’ I protested, swivelling in my chair in front of the computer. ‘I’m drinking coffee because I’m awake.’

That's my favorite line out of the whole story. xD I love these stories. :P You should make a collection out of these. xD