Oh my God. Chapter two. 'On several occasions, I'd even caught him licking my used tampons; Lord, he makes me feel so sexy.' I think I love you. I shouldn't be reading this, I've had three teeth taken out today, I'm not even supposed to be talking, let alone laughing XD
Oh bwahhahahhaaaa. I laugh at this. In fact, I love this! Oh boy, this is something I am indeed loving because I hate everything in here which is what makes it brilliant (: I like Edward though. He is very sexy, isn't he? Hehe. //subscribes
Hahahaha. I started reading this and had no idea it was a parody. . . after I finished chapter one I went out and looked and see that was indeed a parody. I was like what the hell? after I read that her brothers were the Jonas Brothers. And honestly, when Joe admited to wearing her thongs, I thought he was going to admit he'd been having an incestrious relationship with Nick. HAHAHAHAH. Anyway, I love this. I mean, it's got TWO JB's, witches, Edward the creeper vampire, the DRAMA, the devistation, everything. I love this and cannot wait to read more. Update soon! <3
'On several occasions, I'd even caught him licking my used tampons; Lord, he makes me feel so sexy.'
I think I love you.
I shouldn't be reading this, I've had three teeth taken out today, I'm not even supposed to be talking, let alone laughing XD