I’ll Be Your Sex Toy If You Be My Dandie-lion - Comments

Thanks, guys :D I'm off hiatus (Art school, work, blaaaahhh). I have a pretty packed Summer (More work, more school.. I'm an over-achiever) but I will try to get this story DONE! :D

She is my new hero! I love how she kinda jokes and talks shit the whole time....its something I'd do if I was killing vampires. I also love how she told the ginger to read Anne Rice. Best vampire novelist ever! I refuse to read twilight and will read queen of the damned any time hahaha. sparkly Cedric....

Sorry, guys! I've been busy packing for college. Update will be out sometime next week :D

love this so far, please update it sooon :D

Haha Read Anne Rice, I think I love this story. Let guess that guy was Brendon Urie? I can't wait to read a new chapter, update wicked soon!

I love this chapter. The bits about Twilight are amazingly funny and the stereotypical hero pose and cheesy line was very funny. I also love how twisted the character is, yet still playful. Update wicked soon!

I've been waiting for something like this for god knows how long. Thank you, and please keep this up. This is how these kind of stories should be.

I loved the part with the neighbor yelling through the wall! This story is funny already! I can't wait to read more!

This is brilliant, and so original for a vampire story. They tend to have the woman as a weak stander by, not the main herself. And I love the snippets about Twilight, made me laugh. (:
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