ALRIGHT, WHO IS THE BITCH THAT THINKS SHE CAN STEAL MY BRIAN? DON'T EXPECT ME TO BACK DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! YOU MAY BE WAITING UNTIL SATURDAY, BUT THERE IS NO RULE FOR ME AND HIM!
....Now that I've got that over and done with, I thought I'd say that I really love this! I laughed so hard at the bit where the lady told Brian something about wearing looser jeans; I don't even know why but it was hilarious. I have an idea though. I think that you should add a steamy affair with a certain sexy guitarist, with a random girl named Ashleigh. Just a random name