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  • protect mod silver

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    im pretty sure this ruined my life
    June 27th, 2013 at 09:35am
  • waves wash

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    Squidward should go to a gay bar. More oppertunity.
    September 11th, 2011 at 05:32am
  • Kitty; teenspirit

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    LMFAO
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    LMFAO

    patrick is such a whore....
    August 23rd, 2011 at 09:47pm
  • wish on a firefly

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    This made me laugh. Some of the comments on this story are funny too.

    Anyways, I love this. It makes the show more adult and it's sad for squidward.

    Liking your neighbor and co-worker only to hear them making love to his best friend. X3

    You should write more. xD
    August 17th, 2011 at 04:25am
  • aubs

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    You can't see it, but there is a deep frown on my face. Gosh, I feel so bad for Squidward. Now I know why he is the way he is. Spongebob, y u no love Squidward?! But I knew that Spongebob and Patrick had something going on between them. It is so obvious.

    But if I were in the show, I would totally love Squidward because he needs someone to love him! He doesn't need Spongebob. Anyway, enough of my rant. I really, really liked this. Good job!
    August 16th, 2011 at 04:34am
  • hangsang.

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    So THAT'S the reason why Squidward is like that. Hmm, I'm never going to think of Spongebob the same way.
    August 11th, 2011 at 11:46pm
  • youth and whiskey.

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    I can't even describe the weird smile on my face right now. CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE IT. It's just so. . weird. This was weird but so well written. Sadly enough, my brother is in his room right now watching SpongeBob and I just died laughing at the thought of this being an episode. Oh lord. I always knew that SpongeBob and Patrick were gay together. I mean with a last name like "Star" and being a big pink starfish, come on, that screams gay. And SpongeBob? Well it's just obvious that he likes to partake in Ass Pirate games and get Patrick's booty. That was probably just the most wrong thing I have ever said in awhile, but I can't help it. That's what I think of. This really has changed my perspective about SpongeBob and make me realize that Squiddie isn't that douchey after all. And I can't tell you how hard I laughed when Squiddie called Patrick a whore. Made my whole day and it's not even two yet. :')
    August 1st, 2011 at 07:46pm
  • all time blow;

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    Well this explains EVERYTHING.

    At least I don't have a TV so I can't watch Spongebob...

    'cause that would be extremely awkward...
    April 17th, 2011 at 02:38pm
  • yo.

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    Oh, god. D:

    Now any time I watch Spongebob, I'm going to imagine him and Patrick doin' it. D:

    And I'll also imagine Squiddie's little tentacled heart breaking. :(
    February 27th, 2011 at 10:10pm
  • Sixxgirl

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    now it all makes sense. i mean come on, we ALL know that those three are gay. XD LMAO!!! bravo!!
    January 22nd, 2011 at 08:02pm
  • Wyrd Rose

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    Everything makes sense now....
    December 20th, 2010 at 03:56am
  • Lexington.

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    You ruined spongebob for me forever and I'm not even going to let my son watch it o-o
    November 29th, 2010 at 03:01am
  • cowardly.

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    Oh.
    My.
    God.
    This is just like a short that I did.
    Only... Mine was in SpongeBob's POV. o-o'
    Weird.. xD
    But amazing! I love it!
    xD Made me lmfao.
    November 27th, 2010 at 06:47am
  • Rotton Lunchbox

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    ;) I think I love you.

    Will you make more?
    November 25th, 2010 at 07:24am
  • She paints me blue

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    LAWL this was AWESOMEE!! hahahahhaa, my friend sent it to me and I was like, LMAO! it's cute... in a weird way.... but creepy at the same time, it totally fits together xD
    November 19th, 2010 at 04:53am
  • xXAlly_VegeanceXx

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    wow ill never think of spongebob the same way again, wat u wrote really did make sence
    November 15th, 2010 at 02:24am
  • BlueLips-and-DoeEyes

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    Holy balls that was great. And you know something, all of this makes perfect sense. We don't know what goes on between patrick and spongebob when no one is watching them. You're a fucking GENIUS!! xD
    xox
    November 14th, 2010 at 05:13pm
  • StruckByLightening

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    Spongebob will never be the same again XD
    November 14th, 2010 at 02:27pm
  • I Like Butterflies!

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    lmaoooo xD
    November 14th, 2010 at 01:15pm
  • xxcupcakerapistxx

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    o____o that cartoon just took on a whole new meaning after reading this. /)_x complete and utter mind fuck.
    November 14th, 2010 at 11:40am