I died. Seriously. I felt my heart stop several times at the thought of hooking up with Tyler Lockwood. This makes me want him 1000x times more, ugh! And I agree with Billie. That line was incredibly dirty which automatically makes it my favorite line. (;
Loved this. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go revive my heart.
Excuse me as I mop this pile of drool from my keyboard--thanks for making me break my laptop. Gosh. No but seriously. I kind of died a lot while reading this and it's seven in the morning and this was certainly a wake up call. Like for real, I'm dead. I'm dying. This was just ridiculously hawt--and WHY CAN'T I HAVE A TYLER LOCKWOOD BOYFRIEND? Why? Why? Damn you Oliza, damn you.
“Because Little Red Riding Hood wants to get eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.” Seriously...aside from being the best line ever...that's SO dirty.