Ryan Ross and the Great Bagel Dilemma. - Comments

incredible

I was practically in tears the whole time, oh my goodness. I was dying at the 'oh, bagel' part. Well done!

I was practically in tears the whole time, oh my goodness. I was dying at the 'oh, bagel' part. Well done!

omg

Just his constant disbelief at the fact he was /fucking a bagel/ had me in tears.
"He was fucking a bagel. And the bagel would never tell a soul."
Bravo, this is one of the most intelligently hilarious things I've ever read.

i haven't read anything quite this ridiculous since i read a story featuring alex gaskarth and a fetish for dressing up his penis, particularly with a top hat. bravo.

This is the most hilarious thing I've read :D I can't believe that someone could come up with something like this... You're awesome!

Oh my gosh. This is just... too good for words. I never, ever would have thought I'd read anything like this, but I when I saw it I just had to give it a try and it was so worth it. I love the tone of the whole thing, it's so amusing how he's debating the entire thing. And the whole cream cheese thing at the end was a perfect finish. It's definitely one of my favourite reads, seriously brightened my day :)

This is genius and funny as fuck. :D

The funniest thing I've read on mibba so far.

Okay, so basically I just read how Ryan Ross had sex with a bagel. I uhm, don't really know what my life has become.

But this is very original, and I congratulate you. (:

God, I'm not sure if I can say anything different than anyone else. This seriously killed me, I was laughing and rolling on the ground. Just those little one-liners. :D Cream cheese...bahahahahaha.

Oh my God, I love reading your stories. They're so oddly unique. The 'oh bagel' thing killed me.

LMFAO OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS. 'there was no way he was going to say: oh bagel." xD I freaking love you

OH GOD! SO MUCH LULS! :D

there were tears everywhere oh my god.
this was the best thing i have ever read. xD

This was fucking hilarious.

I saw your link to this in the 'highest rated stories' thread with 'Ryan fucking a bagel' and decided that I had to read it.

I usually stick to MCR fiction because I'm closed minded like that (or most of the stories I read lately, people suggest to me: either or), but this was hilarious. I've never actually thought of reading Panic fanfics, the closest I've read was a crossover in which they were featured. Needless to say, after reading this, I'm probably going to go through a phase of flooding my browser with Panic fiction, so thanks for that. Hah.

I really liked this though, if you didn't already get that. You ended it on an absolutely perfect note. "I threw your bagel away. I took a bite, but I guess our cream cheese is bad or something." I'm laughing so hard right now.

Very well written. Very entertaining.

OMFG!!
AHAHAHAHA!!!
I had a REALLY bad day, and that just made it SO fucking much better <3333

loud*